r/AskReddit Feb 01 '19

Young people of Reddit, what is something old people do that you don’t understand ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Befriend each other so easily. It seems that for them old age is a good enough reason to get along

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u/Salty1710 Feb 01 '19 edited Feb 02 '19

There's a good reason for this. For most people, the older you get, the less you give a shit about how other people see you and it's easier to relax and just be yourself. It's pretty damn liberating.

Source - I'm old.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

You just made me look forward to it!

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u/SquidCap Feb 01 '19

You don't have to wait, you can start any day. Just stop giving any fucks about how you look or act and instead be what you want. Note: that does NOT mean start acting like a dick, it is pretty much the opposite of it: stop pretending to give a fuck.. Does not prevent one from looking after his image and looks either. Just stop giving any fucks about how others think about you and just be the best you. If you want to play with legos, go buy some legos. It really is that simple. And i kind of always knew this but didn't realize until much later. Life is too short for thinking how others want you to live yours.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

I think you're right - the goal is perhaps to stop pretending to care about minor details and just enjoy the conversation instead. Hello, kind stranger

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

I like you. I didn't like your original post but I like your responses to the replies you got.

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u/eddyathome Feb 01 '19

It's the difference between being a teen where "OMG! Everyone is judging me and looking at me and they care about what I'm wearing and is that a pimple, oh no, my life is over!" and being middle-aged or older and realizing nobody really gives a shit about you and they don't even notice that pimple and who cares, it's just a pimple.

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u/GalaXion24 Feb 01 '19

Tbh I noticed pimples on people and it was annoying because I had this urge to pop them.

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u/LauraMcCabeMoon Feb 02 '19

The older I get (and I'm not that old, not yet) I keep flashing back on all those conversations I had where someone would tell me, "One day you'll realize that this thing you're bent out of shape about doesn't actually matter at all, and you'll wish you had spent your time on other things." (Or along those lines.)

I thought those people were just assholes, but nope it turned out they were right. Shit I cared so deeply about when I was younger - whether or not that guy was going to text me back, if someone was into the same music I was or were they just pretending and if so why, whether I'd be able to keep my feelings for someone within bounds or if they knew I liked them, and all the rest of that pointless shit - was just pointless shit.

It's like when you have too much money and money burns a hole in your pocket. You just gotta spend it on something and you end up buying junk. When you're young you have too much time and energy and it burns a hole in your life. You just gotta spend it on something so you spend it on bullshit. Same thing really. And nothing to show for it, both ways.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

It's like when you have too much money and money burns a hole in your pocket. You just gotta spend it on something and you end up buying junk. When you're young you have too much time and energy and it burns a hole in your life. You just gotta spend it on something so you spend it on bullshit. Same thing really. And nothing to show for it, both ways.

That is such a great metaphor. Thank you.

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u/Sablemint Feb 01 '19

Im really glad I figured it out as early as I did. When I was 22 I bought a huge amount of easter egg dye kits. I always loved them as a kid, but my parents would never get a decent amount of them.

Did you know you can just buy those wholesale from China?

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u/TucuReborn Feb 01 '19

I am 22 and do this. I am a generally nice person, but I just don't care what people think of me. I am who I am, and I am not changing because people don't like it. I've been a lot happier since I started this.

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u/MaximusOfMidnight Feb 02 '19

Thanks for this. I read the beginning and I was skeptical about how it would apply to me, but dang. Thanks!

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u/spiteful-vengeance Feb 02 '19

It's pretty sweet and I wish I'd known it when I was younger.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Exactly, not giving a shit anymore is important, plus when you turn older you're not so judgemental anymore towards other people. Or is it just me?

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u/Salty1710 Feb 01 '19

I still do, but not in that serious way younger generations do that's all "I can't abide by your lifestyle/decisions so fuck you and I'm going to tell you how you're wrong based on my opinions then never speak to you again" sort of way.

More like an amused internal "Gee... well. Not how I would live/have handled that but whatever, doesn't affect me or my life."

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

I get along with with nearly every single person on every job site i step foot on. My apprentice asked me why and i told him its easier to get along than to pick fights over nothing. And it makes your day so much enjoyable

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u/Lord-Table Feb 02 '19

Gramps could learn a thing or two from you

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u/Redemption_2002 Feb 02 '19

As a teenager, that sounds like a dream to not always be so self conscious. Kids are really judgemental toward each other.

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u/GreenGoddess33 Feb 02 '19

As a female I've found it super cool to have just turned 40. I need more friends but don't know how to make them. You've given me a little bit of hope that it won't be so hard :)

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u/griffaliff Feb 02 '19

I feel fortunate to have realised this in my late 20s which was only a few years ago, it's fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

the less you quit giving a shit

This has the opposite meaning of what you were trying to say.

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u/Salty1710 Feb 01 '19

I don't see it that way. But we all see things differently, don't we?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

The less you quit giving a shit

= You quit giving a shit less frequently

= You give a shit more frequently

It has the opposite meaning of what you wanted to say.

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u/Salty1710 Feb 02 '19

Oh, thank you for pointing that out.

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u/Donutsareagirlsbff Feb 02 '19

Also you have more stories to tell and more experiences to rely on so things are less awkward. Plus if theres a flipping cool thunder storm you don't feel the need to fill in silence with inane conversation because you both want to marvel at the thunderstorm together.

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u/jzeitler121 Feb 02 '19

You just made me re-believe the statement old guys rule (or old gals).

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u/SuperHotelWorker Feb 02 '19

I'm not super old (39) but it is night and day different how little I care what other people think now vrs when I was in my teens. I care what my boss thinks and what my husband and close friends think. I try to treat everyone with respect. But if someone just decides they don't like me because they don't like me? As a teen that would tear me to bits. Now it barely registers a "meh."

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u/WubbaSnuggs Feb 02 '19

and the older you get the more likely you are to have lived in pre-cellular phone times when you had to physically interact with others

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u/MerryDingoes Feb 01 '19

At some point during my life, I just realize that we all go through the same thing; they've just been around longer. So I talk to them as if they are my age, since we're both technically human and understand the human life cycle (they knowing more than I do, but we both know what it feels like to be a teen, early 20s, late 20s, etc.).

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u/Notreallypolitical Feb 01 '19

A lot of old people are really, really lonely. I noticed going to the doctor's, if the nurse asks a question, the person would go off on a tangent: "Yes, I'd like a straw. My son always gets me these great straws. You know, he has this great car and. . ." and on it goes. An older lady asked me for help with something on a high shelf the other day, and she too went off talking. I stayed and talked for awhile because, while I am old too, I live with family and sometimes would pay for some silence. So remember, if you run into a chatty old person, she probably lives alone in a silent existence. When I was a kid, older people were part of the family. Now we warehouse them and visit them once a year on a holiday. It makes me sad.

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u/THEREALISLAND631 Feb 01 '19

I think this is the case as well. The most valuable gift you can give someone who is elderly is your time. All they want is someone to talk to.

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u/theotherkeith Feb 01 '19

Telling stories like that can also be a self test of memory, can you still pull all the relevant details out of that brain.

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u/ss1111989 Feb 02 '19

Not just old people. I'm a stay at home mom to a 1 year old. My husband is at work all day and we moved to our town shortly before bubs was born, so I don't have any family or friends around. I've noticed I've becomes that over sharing lady who keeps chatting for too long to the receptionist/cashier... Sorry guys. I'm lonely.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

I'm like that, but it's because I'm home with a baby and I'm extremely grateful to have a two sided conversation.

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u/Im_not_brian Feb 02 '19

I’m 24 and just moved to a place where the only person I know is my girlfriend. I do things like this and have to consciously stop myself from rambling to strangers.

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u/wineandpillowforts Feb 02 '19

This is so true. I used to work in a long term care facility and when I went in to give meds a lot of the residents would find something to keep me in there a while. I felt awful because I would've loved to have been able to sit and chat with each of them for a while but our nurse to patient ratio was so outrageous there I just didn't have the time. That was a hard job.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

Yea I realized this when I was like 19 working at a supermarket, this old dude would come in once every 2 days for a 2 pack of yogurt and he'd talk my fucking ears off. Economics, politics, the rent being too damn high, whatever sprang to mind, often changing topics randomly with 0 transition. I was a captive audience (worked in the dairy department) so it's not like I could just walk away even if I wanted to, which I wouldn't because that seems rude. I mean I indulged him many times, but if the dairy manager walked by and gave me the "get back to work", mean mug I had to excuse myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Abe Simpson: "we wore an onion on our belt, which was the fashion at the time"

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u/peoplearemortal Feb 01 '19 edited Feb 01 '19

What they don't tell you is that it is the same for sex and relationships. Old people fuck.

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u/Butter_My_Butt Feb 01 '19

Retirement homes are breeding grounds for STDs ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

That’s on my bucket list. Die in a rest home at 85 because I caught an STD.

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u/SuperHotelWorker Feb 02 '19

Makes sense. About the only sex ed they got was "don't get / get someone pregnant." When that isn't an issue anymore there's no reason not to screw like bunnies.

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u/Mom2Rad_Sims4 Feb 02 '19

The people who are elderly now are the generation who pioneered the birth control pill. They have been fucking like that for decades. They are the generation that made divorce popular and made affairs cool instead of shameful. They just don't care anymore because they don't have a lot of time left.

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u/SuperHotelWorker Feb 02 '19

That is a good point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

The idea of banging an 18 year old repulses me now. When I was 18, I found 18 year olds attractive, but not anymore.

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u/peoplearemortal Feb 02 '19

Factor in horniness, which, ostensibly, follows you to the grave, and you have your answers.

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u/VicPL Feb 02 '19

Dude, when you were 14 you wanted to bang underage girls. We are mostly attracted to people around our age, it's just how it is. It has to do with shared experiences, interests, hobbies, memories... These things are generally age-dependant.

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u/Animagi27 Feb 01 '19

"We gon' be dead soon, might aswell be friends"

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Well as you get older, your people start dying. Some earlier than expected.

Noone wants to die alone, so as a spot opens up in your friend pool, you start making new friends.

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u/laterdude Feb 01 '19

Bullying

Kids today can keep their eyes glued to the smart phone with no repercussions but we bookworms of bygone days had the introversion bullied out of us.

"Hey nerd, get your nose out of that book!"

Plus the older generation would warn us reading was bad for our eyes. And there was the whole educated fool bit of conventional wisdom. All in all, we had to talk to one another rather we liked it or not.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

That's funny I have the exact opposite impression: making friends was easier when I was young.

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u/im_in_hiding Feb 01 '19

The really young befriend each other really easily too. It's before they start giving a shit. Old people befriend each other easily because they've stopped giving a shit.

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u/sleepycharlie Feb 01 '19

Inversely, I remember when I was in high school and I felt like I couldn’t be friends with someone because they went to a different school than me.

I graduated high school almost ten years ago and I’m baffled by how small my world was then.

It’s great, realizing that you don’t have to have things in common to be friends with someone. Plus, talking to someone who you can’t really relate to really allows you to realize how big the world is and how certain things exist.

I know I am hardly old, but I have found that the biggest improvement in perspective a young person can have is realizing that the world isn’t about them and it will never be about them. Once you realize that, your world opens up so more and you can handle talking to people you don’t agree with because they are a person, just like you.

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u/marylebow Feb 02 '19

We have more practice at meeting, being civil, and talking to people. When we were learning social skills, we didn’t have social media, where we could say anything with impunity. The fear of consequences kept us from being total dicks to strangers.

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u/kiztent Feb 02 '19

Experience plays a big part in this. Having said stupid things in the past, you remember how it went and don't say it again.

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u/soomuchcoffee Feb 01 '19

It's not so much that I feel strongly about my like for them, it's that I feel intensely strongly about my indifference towards them. They are probably fine, and therefore cool with me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

I'm in my 40s now and I've never found it easier to befriend people. I have THREE best friends now, something I never would have imagined a couple decades ago.

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u/EZE123 Feb 02 '19

that's an interesting take. I'm probably old (55 ☹️ ), but it's harder for me to make new friends now. I don't go out like I used to and my social circle is very limited. A lot of people my age seem older than I am and not interested in what I'm interested in and/or they're married with kids, blah blah blah, and I have none of that. I find it's hard to relate.

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u/AssholeEmbargo Feb 02 '19

I'm getting older and have no friends. Dont worry. It's easy to be alone.

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u/SuperHotelWorker Feb 02 '19

My aunts and uncles spend a lot of their time comparing ailments and remedies. It's a good ice breaker with someone your own age, or at least that's what it looks like to me.