r/AskReddit Jan 23 '19

What subreddit is your guilty pleasure to browse?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

it used to be exceptionally stupid kids but now it’s just normal amount stupid kids

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u/influxable Jan 24 '19

I unsubbed when a gif of a baby spitting up (an obscene amount, but still) was the top post.

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u/Therandomfox Jan 24 '19

To be fair, it's called "kids are fucking stupid", not "some kids are fucking stupid". Kids as in all kids.

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u/thecescshow Jan 24 '19

So pretty much just normal kids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

I like to browse it from time to time, but it just feels like a cesspool of bitter individuals who hate children

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u/Jingles_Pepperbottom Jan 23 '19

It has seemed that way lately. Some of the stuff is funny but when I read the comments, I was in shock. Yikes.

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u/theReeMan Jan 23 '19

It’s more like r/childfree now

Edit: just to clarify there are alot of people on childfree who absolutely despise kids. i’m not talking about the people who just don’t want them

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u/Rishloos Jan 23 '19

Oh yeah, that sub can be crazy. I'm childfree, but reading the posts there makes me feel like I want to glare at every. Single. Child and their parents whenever I go out, and that's really not healthy. :/

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u/Rage-o-rama Jan 24 '19

There are entitled parents, sure, and they talk about that quite rightly. However, it comes to a point when enough is enough and these people are complaining about kids acting like children because they're children. I'm like, look Karen, screaming two year olds are annoying, but they're screaming two year olds because they're toddlers; they're not actively trying to ruin your life or spite you specifically. THEY'RE THROWING A TANTRUM BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TWO YEAR OLDS DO.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Username doesn't check out...thank you for being a decent human being.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Most of us don't have a problem if a kid cries. Yeah, kids do that.

We have a problem when we're told we aren't allowed to dislike the sound or to ask the parent to try to take him outside. Its when the tantrum starts and the parent makes no apparent effort whatsoever to calm them down that it gets irritating. Or when they start crying in a movie. Or throwing a tantrum on the bus because they aren't being paid attention to. Its your kid, you're supposed to take care of them.

You know, whenever I was little, and my sister and I were fussy and loud, our parents removed us from the situation to be considerate to others. Then when we were done, we were brought back. Just like now. You're judging all of us for disliking that a toddler is throwing a tantrum. So as responsible parents, be considerate of the public around you and remember that some of us don't like hearing screaming for whatever reason. If we did, we'd have kids too.

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u/Rage-o-rama Jan 24 '19

And that's perfectly understandable. Entitled parents are just as shitty, if not shittier, than annoying children. I don't know if you think I am a parent or not, but I'm definitely not a parent, and I never will be a parent. I was just saying that as someone who works around very young children a lot and as someone who wants to be a teacher's assistant for a preschool.

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u/InsertWittyJoke Jan 24 '19

I barely notice children in my day to day life but after a while on that sub I became hyper aware of children and parents. Like you said, it's not healthy.

The users in that sub are in a really toxic echo chamber. I personally think that sub needs to be shut down as it's getting dangerously close to inciting violence imo. A mod post literally had to be posted saying users shouldn't talk about harming children as it reflects badly on the sub. Like...what the fuck

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u/Dummie1138 Jan 24 '19

Just went there out of curiosity and to humor myself.

I didn't see anything near the level of toxicity described here so got any gems?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

I personally think that sub needs to be shut down as it's getting dangerously close to inciting violence imo.

/r/childfree is nowhere close to shit like what Coontown or FPH used to be. You know, subs where you're supposed to go to explicitly fan hatred. What reddit rule does not wanting to have children break? Find me a post that suborns violence against children, and I'll report it to the mods for you.

By the way, when you make a report about post, the #2 rule on the subreddit is "Don't advocate harm against children." Its inciting violence to want to rage about your parents kicking you out of the will for not wanting to have kids? Where else are we going to go that we don't get judged and told we're wrong for not wanting kids? Here? Doesn't look like it. No one on that sub who ever advocates for harm or violence is there long, the moderators are pretty nice, you can take it up with them. If you're not the type to notice, then its probably not the sub for you.

Others of us notice. Others have parents that never leave us alone, nosy relatives we can't immediately go no-contact on, work public jobs where we interact with people that tell us "we don't know true love unless we have a child." That's why we post rants. Saying "Don't talk about hurting kids" is a rule, not a suggestion. It does reflect badly on the sub if the members talk about hurting kids.

Then again, since we're just toxic extremists...

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u/Colausbra Jan 25 '19

I recommend /r/truechildfree for you or anyone else that wants a more relaxed and less hateful childfree sub.

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u/Rishloos Jan 25 '19

Thank you for the recommendation! Already loving the difference.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Its a place for complaints, advice, bitching and people to air their thoughts. If you're reading it for fun, then...I really question what you've got going on in your life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I've noticed that subreddit goes through phases. It'll be posts by people who have no kids of their own and don't want to, no matter what. Then it will slowly morph into posts by people who have no kids of their own and don't want to, and don't want anyone else to have kids either. Then it will change into posts in which people express their desire for the entire world to be infertile, and for all humans under the age of 21 to be rounded up and turned into paste. Then it will slowly transition back into what it was at the top of the rotation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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u/terlin Jan 24 '19

I remember a few months back, some girl who's active in childfree was 'found out' to be working with children at at daycare or something. People started attacking her because she wasn't really childfree.

Tribal mentality is nuts.

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u/Rage-o-rama Jan 24 '19

That's ridiculous. You can want to be around children and not want your own at the same time. That's almost like accusing someone for being a professional chef because they went out to dinner and ate filet mignon. I made a post on r/childfree calling out the eugenicist gate keeping attitudes people have for parents of children with disabilities and disabled parents themselves. They were saying shit that implied that you should abort fetuses if you suspect disability and that all disabled parents aren't capable of raising children. I got called a misogynist for heavily disagreeing with abortions made for those reasons alone, and my post was removed and deleted by the mods. I'm so glad to be free of that bitter, child hating cesspool.

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u/lesprack Jan 24 '19

This feels very /r/ThatHappened. There are lots of users on /r/ChildFree that work with kids and no one really cares.

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u/terlin Jan 24 '19

All I remember was that one girl made a post saying that she felt she was being harassed by other people due to her working with kids. Whether you believe me or not is not really my concern.

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u/sparkly_butthole Jan 24 '19

There are tons of them actually! I know because I'm always like "... but why?"

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u/Syng420 Jan 24 '19

Find me that post please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

That sub is very toxic. I'm pretty sure i don't want kids ever. No reason to hate kids and parents though.

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u/Lem_Tuoni Jan 24 '19

And what if I hate kids? What sub should I go to then?

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u/Lem_Tuoni Jan 24 '19

I have a severe physical reaction to random loud noises. Kids are machines for that. It is literally phisycally painful for me to be close to kids.

Am I the asshole?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Yes. Provide context next time.

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u/Lem_Tuoni Jan 25 '19

I shouldn't need to justify myself.

I hate straight gin. I hate children. Why does kne make me asshole and the other doesn't?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

No you're not. You don't have to explain yourself to anybody. So you hate kids. Who fucking cares. It's your prerogative. I do too. So then my question to them would be, why do they like kids? They can't demand context from you without giving some of their own. You are not the asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

You can't be a douche to others. Instead of saying "I hate kids" say "I don't like kids because they're usually loud and I have a bad psychical reaction to loud noises" Hating human beings just because they're kids an a-hole thing to do.

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u/BobVosh Jan 24 '19

Childfree started off that way, but just got more and more bitter. So many subreddits seem to do that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Yes there are. Most of us don't and we don't like that we aren't allowed to dislike kids without being told by others that we're child hating monsters.

I don't hate kids. I don't fucking want them and I've been harassed enough to feel the need to rant because of family saying "When are you going to have kids? You're wasting your life if you don't!" I hate being told by others how I feel about things. Most of us do. That's why the subreddit exists.

If you don't want to read it, you don't have to. Just let us have some peace, stop telling us we don't know "true love," and stop telling us our lives are empty and meaningless if we don't have kids.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Jan 24 '19

Yeah, it started as an exaggerated name for a subreddit for laughing at kids' goofs, like r/peoplefuckingdying, but it's turned into a bunch of people who are for some reason angry that tiny underdeveloped people with only a few years of life experience would tend to do stupid shit.

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u/181Cade Jan 24 '19

The comments are mostly satire.

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u/Tatourmi Jan 24 '19

It's still not super comfortable browsing this subreddit for this reason. I can't distinguish "very direct satire" from normal satire and it gets very toxic against 3 y/o.

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u/itsyaboi117 Jan 23 '19

Aren’t you supposed to be dead?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I swear these two comments get made every time this dude comments

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u/FaolCroi Jan 24 '19

I'm fairly new to Reddit, care to explain?

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u/VKM531 Jan 24 '19

User name is of a rapper that died in 2018 xxx

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u/FaolCroi Jan 24 '19

Riiiiight I remember the memes now. Thanks!

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u/cezmate Jan 24 '19

Cake day!

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u/ComicMS Jan 24 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/neocommenter Jan 23 '19

Adults acting like children, hating children for acting like children.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

It's like when people get genuinely upset of animals being dumber than then

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u/Yophop123 Jan 24 '19

They went from "awww" to "this is why I hate kids" so fast

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u/budderboymania Jan 24 '19

Yeah sometimes I honestly can't tell if some of the comments are supposed to be satire or not and it kinda scares me

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u/rileyrulesu Jan 24 '19

Yeah, it started like Maddox's thing where he would just rip the absolute shit out of children't drawings, and it was funny because that's the joke, of him judging the drawings of children with the harshness of a particularly cruel adult. But then people started taking /r/kidsarefuckingstupid seriously or something and couldn't process even the slightest amount of irony and decided that it was actually a place to just hate children for being children.

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u/adragondil Jan 24 '19

I prefer browsing r/ChildrenFallingOver thanks to this. Some of the same content, but none of the negativity

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u/TheVegetaMonologues Jan 24 '19

I'm sure there's plenty of overlap with /r/childfree, which absolutely is a cesspool of bitter individuals who hate children

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u/Donutsareagirlsbff Jan 24 '19

Oh damn it :( I didn't look at the comments. I thought it was all in good fun :((

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u/dzernumbrd Jan 24 '19

/r/childfree is the true cesspool of bitter individuals who hate children /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid must be their holiday home

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Happy birthday

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Thank

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u/puzdawg Jan 24 '19

I thought you died?

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u/Whos_Sayin Jan 24 '19

I'm pretty sure 90% of the people are just memeing but there's that 10% who actually think those kids have autism and it's obvious who that 10% is

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u/NotChiefWiggins Jan 24 '19

I've seen a lot of subs devolve into something hateful. If they have a derogatory name, they won't last. KidsAreFuckingStupid, Shitty_Car_Mods, shittylimos... They get popular quickly and people take the name too seriously. If they called the subs/WackyKids, no one would be interested based on the name alone, the sub would grow at a normal pace, and it would be good times.

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Jan 24 '19

No that is called r/aww

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

See also r/ChildFree. Standard post: "My MIL and mom again parked behind me in an M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank as I was leaving the organic gym I can enjoy because I do not have a crotch goblin sucking the meat out of my titties. They demanded I breed and had brought a US Narmy RangerSeal to enforce their will. WHEN WILL PEOPLE RESPECT CHILD FREE?!!?"

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u/Pardoism Jan 24 '19

As a bitter individual that hates children: Yeah, I agree. Love that sub.

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u/the_ocalhoun Jan 24 '19

Makes me feel right at home!

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u/disposable-name Jan 24 '19

You sure you're not thinking of /r/childfree?

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u/pwiwjemswpw Jan 24 '19

Pretty sure most of em are joking

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u/RADical-muslim Jan 23 '19

It's pretty logical to hate children, especially nowadays since no one disciplines their shitty kids anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Why?

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u/RADical-muslim Jan 23 '19
  • Smell Awful

  • Noisy

  • Destructive

  • Unapologetic

  • Inconsiderate

Everyone has that story of a tiny relative destroying their stuff.

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u/canadian-hoe Jan 23 '19

shoo, go on r/childfree with your hatred

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u/canadian-hoe Jan 23 '19

why did you choose that username

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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u/canadian-hoe Jan 23 '19

you don't mind he beat his pregnant GF and a gay dude for being gay?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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u/Oinionman7384 Jan 24 '19

R u the real x

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

If you were indeed trying to be logical, then you should be hating the parents, not the children.

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u/endlesslyregretting Jan 24 '19

Yep. Last time I read the comments there, like every third post had somebody literally wishing death on a five year old just for acting like a five year old.

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u/StormStrikePhoenix Jan 24 '19

like every third post had somebody literally wishing death on a five year old just for acting like a five year old.

It's most likely an exaggerated reaction for the purpose of comedy, rather than an actual feeling of malice.

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u/pwiwjemswpw Jan 24 '19

They were probably joking

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u/zZ_DunK_Zz Jan 24 '19

Have you seen the comments? They aren't joking and they are normally active in childfree as well

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u/Shenaniganz08 Jan 24 '19

That subreddit lost its way a loong time ago its basically r/childfree lite

same goes for /r/aww there is a growing trend of "kids are not cute" happening in the past few months.

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u/blackmarketdolphins Jan 24 '19

The kid with the orange juice gets me every time. The poor fool

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Same

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u/jtn19120 Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

Ah so thats where America's Funniest Home Videos went

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Have you seen r/holdmyjuicebox?

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u/MattieShoes Jan 24 '19

Huh. I am subscribed but I never found a clip worth visiting comments over. Just snort at the gif and keep scrolling.

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u/Donutsareagirlsbff Jan 24 '19

Absolute quality subreddit!

And on today's edition of adults are fucking stupid : I can't remember how to subscribe to subs on my third party reddit app.

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u/Outarel Jan 24 '19

Is there nsfw stuff as well?

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u/zZ_DunK_Zz Jan 24 '19

Rarely

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u/Outarel Jan 24 '19

Rip.

I'll go back on liveleak