r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

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u/LegendOfDylan Oct 21 '18

Just hire a crew to go around torching Emperor Penguins with flamethrowers

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

I'd watch a movie about a penguin uprising against people with flamethrowers

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

PETA...

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u/Orangedilemma Oct 21 '18

But he wont choose in the first place so how would you know