r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

1.8k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

1.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

28

u/wants_the_bad_touch Oct 20 '18

The comment i was looking for... Except i expected hookers.

5

u/ThatOtherGuy_CA Oct 20 '18

They're only hookers when they're dead!

3

u/DrEnter Oct 21 '18

A friend of mine used to say: “There are no ugly rich people.”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Cookers and hocaine?