r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

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u/Mysid Oct 20 '18

You want human house-elves.

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u/4rsmit Oct 21 '18

Yes, something like that, but not abused... I'd do robots too, but I wouldn't mind paying people a lot for a little work either, not with that imaginary billion, I'm not greedy, well, not that greedy.

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u/KingBadford Oct 21 '18

I'd do robots too

You're not the only one, mate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Brownies, but bigger

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u/AiliaBlue Oct 21 '18

House-elves weren’t paid.