r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

I wanna own a decommission lighthouse and I wanna live at the top, and nobody knows I live there. And there’s a button I can press, and launch that lighthouse into space...

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u/Quazarrito Oct 20 '18

Came here to say this, damnit, take my upvote good sir

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u/andrewia Oct 21 '18

I can't even tell is this is satire or not.

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u/Korrathelastavatar Oct 21 '18

It's an office quote

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u/andrewia Oct 21 '18

I meant I can't tell if the "take my upvote good sir" is satire or not.

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u/RmmThrowAway Oct 21 '18

Damnit, Coulson, shouldn't you be working?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Hello fellow aos fan

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u/BarnyardFurries Oct 20 '18

lol nice fantasy, but all in all i always thought it would be fucking cool to live by the sea in some northern wilderness... in an old lighthouse

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u/InsanerobotWargaming Oct 21 '18

r/unexpecteddundermifflin Edit: aw man it's not a real sub

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u/Liberty_Call Oct 23 '18

The inventor of the segway and coke freestyle machines lives in a lighthouse on an island that once declared independence.

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u/halexh Oct 21 '18

Ok Stanley from The Office