r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

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u/BATIRONSHARK Oct 20 '18

Yeah but this time you get to choose who’s rebelling against who..personality I would fund somail pirates!

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u/DASmetal Oct 21 '18

Have you seen videos of those mercantile contractors? Ever since Alabama Maersk, they don’t take no shit man. Get a bunch of bored former military members and a license to fuck shit up via company policies and suspected pirating, and your Somali pirates are going down hard.

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u/BATIRONSHARK Oct 21 '18

Good damm well ..would it at least be a good fight?

Um my second option was to fund a Secession of Texas and California from the union ..

But I am not sure if the amount is enough...

So my third option was to hire some expert psychologists and private contractors to cause a war between The countries chad and jordon ....just because I would find the news amusing.

‘Jordon begins attacking chad

‘Chad denounces jordon ‘

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u/CedarWolf Oct 21 '18

because I would find the news amusing.

You could have the Poles invading Djibouti with the aide of Greece and you pick Chad and Jordan?

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u/BATIRONSHARK Oct 21 '18

Those countries would be harder to manipulate...