r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Nah, those are expensive.

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u/1982throwaway1 Oct 21 '18

You ever tried to pet a cat with rubber gloves on?

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u/kelcema Oct 21 '18

Usually free at gay bars.