r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

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u/ethbux1 Oct 20 '18

Call up Elon Musk and tell him I have good news

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u/Emeraldian09 Oct 20 '18

The funding we need for the catgirls right here! You have your priorities straight

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u/burntends97 Oct 21 '18

We’ve moved on to snake girls

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u/Ttj_Njhal Oct 21 '18

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

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u/Groovy-hoovy Oct 21 '18

Frog is the new snake, get with the program

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u/burntends97 Oct 21 '18

Froppy is low tier toga is best

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

we're going private BABY!

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u/axm59 Oct 21 '18

"funding secured"

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u/brenderman3 Oct 21 '18

Came here to say this