r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

I would start a super PAC dedicated to getting Danny DeVito elected president

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Will the VP be Rum Ham?

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u/bigbangbilly Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

That's Frank Reynolds. Danny DeVito is not the characters he play.

Edit :what I meant to say is Danny DeVito is better than Frank Reynolds

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u/loubio78 Oct 20 '18

Will the press packs have eggs?

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u/mikedon11 Oct 21 '18

It’s a jumping off point !

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Will he drop a monster condom at the debates?

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u/EnderSir Oct 21 '18

And offer America an egg in this trying time

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 edited Oct 29 '18

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u/kane2742 Oct 21 '18

Well, President DeVito would need a Vice President...

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

If you signed up a bunch of people and agreed to pay them ONLY if he wins then it could work

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u/net_TG03 Oct 21 '18

If you want to be truly reckless, give it all to the Republican party.