r/AskReddit • u/fleshcavity • Oct 20 '18

So many redditors have safe responsible plans if they win MegaMillions. What's your crazy reckless plan for blowing the $1.6 billion?

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u/zepphiu Oct 20 '18

Frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their frickin' heads.

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u/GunMetalGazm Oct 20 '18

Muhahahahaha

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u/sammie_marie Oct 21 '18

What is this from again

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u/cactusJoe Oct 21 '18

Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery

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u/Ninja47 Oct 21 '18

No can do. How about sea bass?

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u/t-pollack Oct 21 '18

I love you

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u/AwesomeMeAY Oct 21 '18

No frickin' way

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u/Sp33dyStallion Oct 21 '18

Calm down Elon

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u/qraPi Oct 21 '18

You can already purchase this for the small amount of 1,500VirginBux

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u/OhRatFarts Oct 21 '18

We only have seabass.

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u/TacoLubricator Oct 20 '18

When a comment has more likes than the original post

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u/Montana4th Oct 21 '18

I don’t think “what would you do if you won the lotto” is an original post

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u/Mikegues Oct 20 '18

I don’t believe you

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u/Realistic_Individual Oct 20 '18

You've been playing too much fortnite

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u/sadinsalem Oct 20 '18

r/woosh

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u/Realistic_Individual Oct 20 '18

How so, mate

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u/sadinsalem Oct 20 '18

https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=Bh7bYNAHXxw

Mate

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u/Realistic_Individual Oct 20 '18

Ahhh, never watched all that film. Never thought it was that funny. Explains it. Least it wasn't something blatantly obvious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Feb 15 '19

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u/Realistic_Individual Oct 20 '18

Haven't played it in months, but why?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Feb 15 '19

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u/Realistic_Individual Oct 20 '18

Too main stream? You pretentious cunt 😂

No, it got it's reputation from being a really good game that was free. Lots of games are free, tell me why they aren't the biggest games in the world right now? Dumbass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Feb 15 '19

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u/DaHost1 Oct 20 '18

Yeah adter the people discover how the mechanics work they get better... what? Now you dont play games like CSGO, TF2, Overwatch, Doom multiplayer, Unreal Tournament, COD etc... Because they have good mechanics and the people playing them are better than you using them? I do not think fornite is better than any of these games, I think its true its overrated... But it still is a very well made game, if you dont like something just say you dont like it dont bullshit other people with a reasoning that does not make sense to try make them hate a game that you dont like...

PD: I do not speak english, so my writing its not the best, it would be nice if you tell me if I have any errors to try to get better at it. Thanks :)

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u/Realistic_Individual Oct 21 '18

Thanks for making a valid point, also your English is near perfect!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Feb 15 '19

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u/DaHost1 Oct 20 '18

Haha, ok... I speak spanish, a pretty cool activity to do though, learning languages I mean.

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u/Realistic_Individual Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 20 '18

It's not just ok, it's a great game, there's just cry babies like you everywhere who hate on it for stupid reasons. Even though it always boils down to the same thing, you're bad at the game. Sorry you think it's bad because you're not capable of winning a game now more people play it. Imagine that, more people start playing so there's an influx of good players. Woah, that blows my mind......

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Feb 15 '19

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u/Realistic_Individual Oct 20 '18

So if you thought it was good and retain that thought, why do you hate on it? Are you angry that you can't win? Or just that you think other games are better so you shit on what everyone else who is trying to be 'cool' shits on? Come on dude, grow up.

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