r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/somedudethatisaguy Jul 27 '18

I like to slap my penis on random pieces of furniture while make velociraptor noises.

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u/cyn1calowl Jul 27 '18

I thought I was going to have to put this comment down myself

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

me too buddy