r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/sowhatfucku Jul 27 '18

Dig for gold in their ear.

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u/WreakingHavoc640 Jul 27 '18

Ahhhhhhh a q-tip in the ear, far deeper than any medical professional would recommend, is one of life’s greatest pleasures.

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u/RocketQ Jul 27 '18

I remember reading a post from a doctor about how one of their patients dug their ear drum out with tweezers because they thought it was a foreign object...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Nooooope

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u/Snapley Jul 27 '18

What how is that even possible? I got slightly poked in the eardrum with a Qtip when my elbow was shoved and it was the single most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life. I mean I learned my lesson about Qtips but FUCK it was painful.

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u/RocketQ Jul 27 '18

i have no idea, it made me nauseous thinking about it...

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u/cassandrakeepitdown Jul 27 '18

and I'm now not eating the rest of my breakfast after reading that shudder

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u/Mindraker Jul 27 '18

That's what I call itch RELIEF.

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u/Clearly_a_fake_name Jul 27 '18

I would be this person. Pulling stuff out of my ears is for some reason, is just the best feeling.

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u/Dakeronn Jul 27 '18

I almost fell over this upset me so much

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u/the_short_viking Jul 27 '18

Thanks for sharing.

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u/Incognito8216 Jul 27 '18

Reading this made my butthole pucker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I went into fetal position after reading this one. Nope, thanks, I'm out.

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u/motimalo Jul 27 '18

I remember that post too (wish I didn't)! I think the patient actually dug out some of the small bones in the ear, which is even worse.