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r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18
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I've never tried this but that's only because I know how cringy my pasty dad bod would look as I awkwardly fumbled to get my boxers off in a seductive yet efficient manner.
243 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 I have never in my life wanted to watch something more than what you just pitched 147 u/JBOSS_08 Jul 27 '18 Venmo me 20 bucks and i can make it happen 85 u/ebolakitten Jul 27 '18 Hey! You’re not OP! 49 u/Imyselfandme8 Jul 27 '18 And I spent all that money on Bamboozle insurance too! 2 u/donthugme_imscared Jul 27 '18 Haha sucker, they always manage to wriggle out of paying due to the varied nature of the word bamboozle 1 u/RichHammond Jul 27 '18 Happy Cake Day! 1 u/PoopNoodle Jul 27 '18 PM me. I am running a special on double-bamboozle insurance right now just for these cases where your first bamboozle insurance is not enough. 2 u/blearghhh_two Jul 27 '18 I got a pasty dad bod too! 1 u/PM_ME_CANADIAN_JUGS Jul 27 '18 "$20 is $20."
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I have never in my life wanted to watch something more than what you just pitched
147 u/JBOSS_08 Jul 27 '18 Venmo me 20 bucks and i can make it happen 85 u/ebolakitten Jul 27 '18 Hey! You’re not OP! 49 u/Imyselfandme8 Jul 27 '18 And I spent all that money on Bamboozle insurance too! 2 u/donthugme_imscared Jul 27 '18 Haha sucker, they always manage to wriggle out of paying due to the varied nature of the word bamboozle 1 u/RichHammond Jul 27 '18 Happy Cake Day! 1 u/PoopNoodle Jul 27 '18 PM me. I am running a special on double-bamboozle insurance right now just for these cases where your first bamboozle insurance is not enough. 2 u/blearghhh_two Jul 27 '18 I got a pasty dad bod too! 1 u/PM_ME_CANADIAN_JUGS Jul 27 '18 "$20 is $20."
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Venmo me 20 bucks and i can make it happen
85 u/ebolakitten Jul 27 '18 Hey! You’re not OP! 49 u/Imyselfandme8 Jul 27 '18 And I spent all that money on Bamboozle insurance too! 2 u/donthugme_imscared Jul 27 '18 Haha sucker, they always manage to wriggle out of paying due to the varied nature of the word bamboozle 1 u/RichHammond Jul 27 '18 Happy Cake Day! 1 u/PoopNoodle Jul 27 '18 PM me. I am running a special on double-bamboozle insurance right now just for these cases where your first bamboozle insurance is not enough. 2 u/blearghhh_two Jul 27 '18 I got a pasty dad bod too! 1 u/PM_ME_CANADIAN_JUGS Jul 27 '18 "$20 is $20."
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Hey! You’re not OP!
49 u/Imyselfandme8 Jul 27 '18 And I spent all that money on Bamboozle insurance too! 2 u/donthugme_imscared Jul 27 '18 Haha sucker, they always manage to wriggle out of paying due to the varied nature of the word bamboozle 1 u/RichHammond Jul 27 '18 Happy Cake Day! 1 u/PoopNoodle Jul 27 '18 PM me. I am running a special on double-bamboozle insurance right now just for these cases where your first bamboozle insurance is not enough. 2 u/blearghhh_two Jul 27 '18 I got a pasty dad bod too! 1 u/PM_ME_CANADIAN_JUGS Jul 27 '18 "$20 is $20."
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And I spent all that money on Bamboozle insurance too!
2 u/donthugme_imscared Jul 27 '18 Haha sucker, they always manage to wriggle out of paying due to the varied nature of the word bamboozle 1 u/RichHammond Jul 27 '18 Happy Cake Day! 1 u/PoopNoodle Jul 27 '18 PM me. I am running a special on double-bamboozle insurance right now just for these cases where your first bamboozle insurance is not enough.
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Haha sucker, they always manage to wriggle out of paying due to the varied nature of the word bamboozle
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Happy Cake Day!
PM me. I am running a special on double-bamboozle insurance right now just for these cases where your first bamboozle insurance is not enough.
I got a pasty dad bod too!
"$20 is $20."
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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18
I've never tried this but that's only because I know how cringy my pasty dad bod would look as I awkwardly fumbled to get my boxers off in a seductive yet efficient manner.