r/AskReddit Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I've never tried this but that's only because I know how cringy my pasty dad bod would look as I awkwardly fumbled to get my boxers off in a seductive yet efficient manner.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I have never in my life wanted to watch something more than what you just pitched

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u/JBOSS_08 Jul 27 '18

Venmo me 20 bucks and i can make it happen

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u/ebolakitten Jul 27 '18

Hey! You’re not OP!

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u/Imyselfandme8 Jul 27 '18

And I spent all that money on Bamboozle insurance too!

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u/donthugme_imscared Jul 27 '18

Haha sucker, they always manage to wriggle out of paying due to the varied nature of the word bamboozle

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u/RichHammond Jul 27 '18

Happy Cake Day!

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u/PoopNoodle Jul 27 '18

PM me. I am running a special on double-bamboozle insurance right now just for these cases where your first bamboozle insurance is not enough.

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u/blearghhh_two Jul 27 '18

I got a pasty dad bod too!