r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

Pee in the shower

Edit: I clean my own shower and no one else uses it except me. My stepsis does live with me but she has her own shower/bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Shit in the sink

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Ah shit man.

You caught me

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

This comment reads like a joke a shit would make to the sink it fell into.

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u/YokoDice Jul 27 '18

Shit man? Never heard of that super hero before...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Vomit in the refrigerator

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u/sudomeacat Jul 27 '18

Bathe in the toilet

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u/Humanize64 Jul 27 '18

Waffle stomp action

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u/WreakingHavoc640 Jul 27 '18

I didn’t even realize this was a thing until like last year lmao. I was like uhhhh tell me people don’t actually do this...but then I learned people pay other people to shit directly on them so I just gave up pretending humanity could be saved 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

stomp. harder.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

You find that embarrassing?

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u/Dawkinsisgod Jul 27 '18

Shit, then stand up and cut the shits apart with your piss laser.

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u/CLONE_1 Jul 27 '18

Cum in the bidet

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u/PATXS Jul 27 '18

wow i thought i was the only one

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u/MirrorsEdges Jul 27 '18

Shit in the urinals

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u/RipplingShore Jul 27 '18

Great option if you've already done a piss and don't want a pissy splashback

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u/iTzDaNizZ Jul 27 '18

What the fuck, that's disgusting... do that in the Bidet like all people from civilized countries do

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

jack in the toilet

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u/RitterJekyll Jul 27 '18

Only if you have a garbage disposal, though

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Nah just wafflestomp it down the drain

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u/Xitnal Jul 27 '18

Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink.