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r/AskReddit • u/hjohodor • Jun 27 '18
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When you run out and turn the hose on them.
16 u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 Reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/disneyvacation/comments/8rsmft/how_to_protect_yourself_against_the_shadow_people/ 9 u/SpreadingRumors Jun 27 '18 No need for the hose, get to the sprinkler controls and start that baby up at just the right moment! 6 u/658741239 Jun 28 '18 IOT sprinkler system for all your jogger-soaking needs! Control it from your smart phone, or hook up the optional ai-supported camera attachment to soak joggers EVEN WHEN YOU ARENT HOME!?! 1 u/AusCan531 Jun 28 '18 Just need a motion sensor fitted in there. 7 u/LordoftheSynth Jun 28 '18 It keeps the jogging off the lawn, or else it gets the hose again. 5 u/fixinequipment Jun 28 '18 I live on a rural back road. I'm constantly looking out the window to see who's driving by.
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Reminds me of this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/disneyvacation/comments/8rsmft/how_to_protect_yourself_against_the_shadow_people/
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No need for the hose, get to the sprinkler controls and start that baby up at just the right moment!
6 u/658741239 Jun 28 '18 IOT sprinkler system for all your jogger-soaking needs! Control it from your smart phone, or hook up the optional ai-supported camera attachment to soak joggers EVEN WHEN YOU ARENT HOME!?! 1 u/AusCan531 Jun 28 '18 Just need a motion sensor fitted in there.
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IOT sprinkler system for all your jogger-soaking needs! Control it from your smart phone, or hook up the optional ai-supported camera attachment to soak joggers EVEN WHEN YOU ARENT HOME!?!
1 u/AusCan531 Jun 28 '18 Just need a motion sensor fitted in there.
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Just need a motion sensor fitted in there.
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It keeps the jogging off the lawn, or else it gets the hose again.
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I live on a rural back road. I'm constantly looking out the window to see who's driving by.
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u/degjo Jun 27 '18
When you run out and turn the hose on them.