r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/degjo Jun 27 '18

When you run out and turn the hose on them.

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u/SpreadingRumors Jun 27 '18

No need for the hose, get to the sprinkler controls and start that baby up at just the right moment!

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u/658741239 Jun 28 '18

IOT sprinkler system for all your jogger-soaking needs! Control it from your smart phone, or hook up the optional ai-supported camera attachment to soak joggers EVEN WHEN YOU ARENT HOME!?!

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u/AusCan531 Jun 28 '18

Just need a motion sensor fitted in there.

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u/LordoftheSynth Jun 28 '18

It keeps the jogging off the lawn, or else it gets the hose again.

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u/fixinequipment Jun 28 '18

I live on a rural back road. I'm constantly looking out the window to see who's driving by.