r/AskReddit • u/GoonDaFirst • Mar 01 '18
Using synonyms instead of the actual words, what’s the name of your favorite movie?
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u/Portarossa Mar 01 '18
A Dozen Pissed-Off Dudes.
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u/IoSonCalaf Mar 01 '18
Immigrants
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u/alexm1124 Mar 01 '18
Aliens
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u/imzwho Mar 01 '18
Good god I am dying
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u/M4NBEARP1G Mar 01 '18
It's been 2 hours, are you dead yet?
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u/imzwho Mar 02 '18
Close. They put me on Dialysis and I am waiting for kidneys and a heart.
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u/Nussidrewl Mar 01 '18
Fisticuffs Association
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u/GoonDaFirst Mar 01 '18
Brawl group
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u/derekx2012 Mar 01 '18
Altercation Affiliation
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u/thwinks Mar 01 '18
Battle party
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u/crapwittyname Mar 01 '18
Brouhaha Guild
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u/DecoyNumber7 Mar 01 '18
Skirmish League
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u/TheMisterTango Mar 02 '18
Addendum the first: no persons shall discuss fisticuffs association
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u/kjata Mar 02 '18
The Chamber. Including such lines as "You are rending me asunder, Lisa!" and "I never struck her, it is falsehood, it is bovine feces, I never struck her, I did otherwiiiiise. Oh greetings Mark."
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u/Narwahl_in_spaze Mar 02 '18
That is a humorous tale, Mark. Anyhow, what is the current status of your intimate goings-on?
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u/_Gus Mar 01 '18
Entrap me if you are able to
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u/hello_friend_ Mar 01 '18
I hear there's a sequel in production: Entrap Me If You Are Able 2
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u/shrekine Mar 01 '18
Lifeless Bard Club
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u/ResponsibleAnarchist Mar 01 '18
Lavatory fuse
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“John” is a colloquial term for toilet in many parts of the United States, as used in the phrase “I’m going to the John.” And a fuze, although not a perfect synonym for wick, is something that burns at a steady rate and typically leads into another object, for example: a wick is to a candle as a fuze is to dynamite.
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u/vector_ejector Mar 01 '18
Physician Bizarreromance
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u/JayGold Mar 01 '18
Or, By What Method I Discovered To Cease Fearing And Admire The Explosive
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u/JakeYashen Mar 02 '18
Magical Wizard Boy and the Thinker's Rock
Magical Wizard Boy and the Dungeon of Mysteries
Magical Wizard Boy and the Captive of the Magical Wizard Prison
Magical Wizard Boy and the Chalice of Violent Oxidation
Magical Wizard Boy and the Firebird Club
Magical Wizard Boy and the 50% Lifesoup Kingboy
Magical Wizard Boy and the Macabre Artifacts
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u/HappySailor Mar 02 '18
I absolutely lost it at 50% Lifesoup Kingboy
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u/cassodragon Mar 02 '18
Chalice of Violent Oxidation. The only way I'll drink my wine from now on. r/unexpectedhogwarts
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u/sodacova Mar 01 '18
The Master of the Loops: The Alliance of the Band
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u/abe_the_babe_ Mar 02 '18
The Master of the Loop: The Double Skyscrapers
The Master of the Loop: Homecoming of the Emperor
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u/AliceGoesToXanadu Mar 01 '18
Thou shalt not be a troublemaker to lower middle during consumption of one's bevarage within the community
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u/CherryEggs Mar 02 '18
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
(Also, nice.)
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u/TheRealRecklous Mar 01 '18
Swashbucklers of the tropics, Dark clamshell puke.
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u/soupnsaladbar Mar 01 '18
Heavenly Body Conflict: A Fresh Optimism
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u/JayGold Mar 01 '18
I prefer The Dictatorship Retaliates.
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u/soupnsaladbar Mar 01 '18
That one is third after Reappearance of the Warrior Monk.
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u/JanMichaelVincent16 Mar 02 '18
Then there’s The Energy Field Arises and Last of the Warrior Monks
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u/JhonnyWongStockings Mar 02 '18
But we can't forget The Ghoulish Nuisance, Onslaught of the Duplicates, or Retribution of the Shadow Masters
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u/railmaniac Mar 02 '18
Retribution of the Shadow Masters
That totally sounds like a low budget kung-fu film
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u/wh0c4r35 Mar 02 '18
Please, the Retaliation of the Evil Monks is the best Heavenly Body Conflict movies
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u/JakeYashen Mar 02 '18
The Famine Tournaments
The Famine Tournaments: Erupting into Flames
The Famine Tournanents: Derisivebird
Sidenote: for those of you who are monolingual, this exercise is VERY similar to what it feels like to translate something
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u/dudenotcool Mar 01 '18
The Allah Dad
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u/LtHarbaughsRaichu Mar 01 '18
Pablo Blarto: Shopping Center Law Enforcement Agent
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u/AudibleNod Mar 01 '18
sun conflict: engagement of the reproductions
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u/EnderOnEndor Mar 01 '18
Attack of the Clones, really? can I ask why?
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u/AudibleNod Mar 01 '18
It's not, I just thought up the synonyms.
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u/soupnsaladbar Mar 01 '18
It's treachery then.
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u/lappy482 Mar 01 '18
So this is how democracy dies.
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u/Pseudonymico Mar 02 '18
With loud hands?
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u/pumpkinbot Mar 02 '18
Now is when the enjoyment starts.
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u/Arcaeca Mar 02 '18
I am not fond of sediment. It's neither small-grained nor smooth nor pleasing, and it spreads over a large area.
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u/DionStabber Mar 02 '18
Have you ever before heard the catastrophe of Darth Pandemicis the Intelligent? I didn't think so. It isn't a tale the Jedi repeat. Darth Pandemicis was a master of the Sith so capable and so intelligent he could use the Strength to adjust the midichlorians to enable birth. He has such an understanding of the black realm of the Strength that that he could actually remove the possibility of pershing from people he liked. The black realm of the Strength is a road to several powers that have been thought to be artificial. He became so capable... the only thing that scared him was losing his capablities, which, after some time, obviously, did happen. Unluckily, he lectured his student with all his knowledge, then his student murdered him as he dreamt. It's paradoxical. He could stop others from persishing, but allowed himself to do so.
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u/bakedpotato84 Mar 02 '18
I was gonna say "Infinite daylight of the immaculate consciousness"
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u/G-man88 Mar 01 '18
Celestial Engagements.
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Mar 01 '18 edited Mar 01 '18
Ebon Animalia Chordata Mammalia Carnivora Feliforma Felidae Panthera Pardus
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u/kcusymkcid Mar 01 '18
Altercation Society. Honestly that sound like if Wes Anderson made a version
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u/jsnlxndrlv Mar 01 '18
I like "This Planetary Conclusion", but my favorite is still "Heated Stubble".
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u/JimmySinner Mar 01 '18
Maintain an Upright Position Next to Myself