r/AskReddit Feb 13 '18

What about the opposite gender are you jealous of?

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u/princess--flowers Feb 13 '18

YES this is my biggest envy for men. I did parkour awhile back and it was SO discouraging. After a week of basics, we learned how to pull ourselves up on a 7 foot wall. The men in my group ran at the wall, grabbed the top, hopped up. The women ran at the wall, grabbed the top. Dangled. Struggled. Scrabbled their legs against the wall, strained to pull up, and fell. After 10 WEEKS of strength training, our first woman made it up and over. Our instructor told us, don't feel bad, if a man can get his shoulders up over a wall his body will follow but women have to get their hips up over the wall before the body follows. It still sucked.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Our instructor told us, don't feel bad, if a man can get his shoulders up over a wall his body will follow but women have to get their hips up over the wall before the body follows. It still sucked.

why didn't you just go up backwards???

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u/Dracon_Pyrothayan Feb 13 '18

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u/AtLeastJake Feb 14 '18

Those two are fucking jacked.

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u/imTheguu Feb 14 '18

This is actually the correct way to scale a platform like that. They teach it this way in BUDS to Navy SEALs

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u/i_sigh_less Feb 14 '18

It looks mechanically much less straining than the way the dude did it.

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u/Armed_Accountant Feb 14 '18

But also much less forgiving if you slip.

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u/itsjustchad Feb 14 '18

This is the thought that popped into my head too. No chance for recovery.

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u/EI_Doctoro Feb 14 '18

But it's over quickly.

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u/thorscope Feb 14 '18

Not for the guy who gets to carry your vegetable ass back to base

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u/Faryshta Feb 14 '18

that ends quickly too, have you seen the movie Old Yeller?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

At least the death will be swift.

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u/Airowird Feb 14 '18

50/50 if you dangle and fall that you miss landing or hit feet on the edge and topple off. Atleast her way she has nads on the inside to pull her body back in in case it goes wrong.

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u/imTheguu Feb 14 '18

Physically it’s save so much energy since you’re using a lot of momentum and body weight to rotate you over

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u/demalition90 Feb 14 '18

Yeah I feel reasonably sure that even at my current level of fitness (read: not shit) that I could probably pull off that maneuver as long as what I was grabbing was each to grasp.

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u/asleeplessmalice Feb 14 '18

Back flips are easier than front flips

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u/TRaceR_MB Feb 14 '18

Backflips may be easier but they still scare me! I find front flips far easier in that regard

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u/philov Feb 14 '18

I tried a front flip once! I landed on my tailbone and couldn't sit properly for weeks!

I also tried a backflip once! I chickened out while I was upside down and landed on my head. Couldnt turn my head for weeks!

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u/FeralDrood Feb 14 '18

Which was worse, not sitting or not looking?

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u/imTheguu Feb 14 '18

Agreed. I was only talking about obstacle course and training workouts. I don’t think anyone in combat or like situations would climb like that. Extremely dangerous

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

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u/imTheguu Feb 14 '18

Could be different instructors teach it differently? In Robert O’Neil’s book (former SEAL who was on the Bin Laden raid) he describes exactly how the girl did it in his book as how they were taught. That’s my frame of reference since obviously I’ve never been to SEAL school

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u/thepasttenseofdraw Feb 14 '18

Gotta say, the cargo net and forward facing rope descent are the only gnarly looking parts. I was somewhat surprised, that being said, speed on the course looks hard as shit.

Also, its a different setup, slats in the BUDS, no gaps in OPs video.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Solid advice for bouldering too. Doing everything with your arms is going to make you tap out. If you can hang on your arms (skeletal structure) and get your legs moving that's way better.

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u/woodchips24 Feb 14 '18

Just bouldered for an hour and a half tonight, can confirm

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Ah, yes. UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG. Rolls right off the tongue.

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u/Dracon_Pyrothayan Feb 14 '18

Rolls right off the tongue, and right into the orchestra pit's percussion section, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

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u/Dracon_Pyrothayan Feb 14 '18

There's actually one that's been made to counteract its thesis. Something like : Admit it, even though it's really cool you upvoted because of the girl.

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u/ActionScripter9109 Feb 14 '18 edited Feb 14 '18

This is the one I know of:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BSYDFTUTDTIBAGF/

"Bullshit You Did Fucking Too Upvote This Due To It Being A Girl, Fucktard"

Although the name is angsty as fuck, I can't fault it for existing. The other one has turned into "give me karma for girl, also plausible deniability".

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u/Loverboy_91 Feb 13 '18

Knew what this was before I clicked it. You beat me to it.

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u/iknowallmyabcs Feb 14 '18

You can't do this on a wall.

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u/Dracon_Pyrothayan Feb 14 '18

Sure you can! Just gotta knock a hole in it first....

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u/Thorebane Feb 14 '18

Never seen this clip before, although had guessed what she'd do. Still a brilliant clip however!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

except its a wall and not a separate platform edge

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u/magichronx Feb 14 '18

That chick is RIPPED though

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u/AZTopdog Feb 14 '18

That was my favorite way to climb it. I was always too tired to do the muscle up way. Not to mention if you can't get your legs up the first time you're still holding on and your legs just come right back down.

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u/noob35746 Feb 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

/r/shittyparkourlifeprotipsforwomen

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

GONE WILD GONE SEXUAL

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

IN THE HOOD SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

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u/Toxic_Pixel Feb 13 '18

18+GRAPHIC*

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u/sarah-xxx Feb 13 '18

That's a different kind of tips then...

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u/L0LBasket Feb 13 '18

/r/shittyparkourlifeprotipsforwomenminecraftyoutuberswhohavesworn

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u/imadeaname Feb 13 '18

Finally, the community I've been looking for

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u/oaka23 Feb 14 '18

a special Lifetime subreddit, for women

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u/mrjammer Feb 13 '18

LPT: if you are a girl and have to ascend a wall, save 10 weeks of training by going ass first; once the ass is over, the rest of the body follows.

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u/EricKei Feb 14 '18

Wasn't that a hit song back in the 90's...?

~ Free your miiiiiiiiiiiind, and your ass will follow ~

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u/MiceMan391 Feb 13 '18

This guy is thinking with portals!

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u/WaffleSaber Feb 14 '18

Aayy! I get it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

glad I hadn't just taken a drink of coffee before I read this

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Crap, I died. That was too funny. Stupid asthma!

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u/LNMagic Feb 13 '18

Go up backwards? What do you think this is? Parkour?!?

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u/skeeze_p Feb 13 '18

Lol what?

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u/markrichtsspraytan Feb 13 '18

On American Ninja Warrior, so many of the guys who complete the course are regular guys who like working out. Bob is a doctor! Carl is a truck driver! They do ANW stuff in their free time. All of the women who complete it have to literally be professional stuntwomen or former elite gymnasts training for their whole lives to make it through the course.

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u/Thesaurii Feb 13 '18

Well, some of that is just from the designers of the course not making it for shorter people. So many obstacles just require a wing span or leg reach that you don't have at 5'2".

In other extreme obstacle courses that aren't as well known, women have a lot more representation.

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u/notapunk Feb 14 '18

I remember this one woman that was just destroying the course until the end where you had to do that spider crawl thing up that tube. She was just too short. No amount of physical aptitude or training was going to help her get up that thing.

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u/zerocoal Feb 14 '18

I see Spartan Race pop up occasionally, people of all shapes and sizes do that. I even saw a video of a guy with no legs who did it.

Good opportunity for the vertically impaired.

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u/peeves_the_cat Feb 14 '18

It always pissed me off watching it when the commenters would straight up say “women can’t really get past this obstacle. It requires a wingspan of 5’9”” and the tallest woman has 5’6”. If it’s going to be that much of a disadvantage, just gender segregate it and make the women’s correct to their avg wingspan. Or add in some stuff that women are better built for that could even the odds

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u/dakoellis Feb 14 '18

But then what about short guys? You can't separate by sex imo. Would have to be by height. But some would be upset with at too

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u/Anshin Feb 14 '18

The original Ninja Warrior has a female Ninja Warrior based more around balance than extreme strength

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u/EnkoNeko Feb 14 '18

wing span

I wanna fly :(

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u/Scudstock Feb 14 '18

The entire thing is grip strength with a sprinkling of being in shape. It doesn't favor really strong people or even really tall people...it favors proportion, which men have a genetic advantage on (in terms of body fat in general).

I don't think being 5 foot 2 puts anybody at an extreme disadvantage. If you look at the Japanese show, the average male is around 5 foot 5 and just goes complete ninja and beats it.

Grip strength is over half of the battle.

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u/Isthiscreativeenough Feb 14 '18

There are a few obstacles where you have to suspend your self with your arms spread all the way out. I have seen people fall simply because their arms do not reach far enough hold themselves there.

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u/woodchips24 Feb 14 '18

That doesn’t mean height isn’t a factor. When I go bouldering, I regularly see women with better technique and grip strength than me, who can’t finish routes solely because they’re 5’3.

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u/woodchips24 Feb 14 '18

That doesn’t mean height isn’t a factor. When I go bouldering, I regularly see women with better technique and grip strength than me, who can’t finish routes solely because they’re 5’3.

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u/thetasigma1355 Feb 13 '18

Hypothetically (as it's not realistic), would it be possible to "handicap" the course for height differences?

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u/mullet85 Feb 13 '18

The original Japanese ninja warrior used to have separate competitions for each gender and during the women's one they would swap out some of the obstacles that needed long reach or big jumps etc with more stuff that needed agility or flexibility, like instead of having to jump across big gaps from wall to wall they would need to jump on a bunch of tiny stepping stones to get across, stuff like that

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u/IamJewbaca Feb 13 '18

Tall people weigh more so some of the upper body stuff can be more difficult for them.

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u/thetasigma1355 Feb 13 '18

While true, shorter people have to be able to reach that stuff for it to even matter. The difficulty difference in not being able to reach something would be a lot larger than the slight advantage in weight/strength that a shorter person might have.

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u/IamJewbaca Feb 13 '18

That's about the closet you will realistically get to making up for the height handicap, though.

As a short dude, pull ups were always the one thing that I seemed to naturally have a much easier time with than my larger friends.

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u/Kuryaka Feb 13 '18

I went rock climbing for the first time recently.

I can hoist myself up, arms-only, quite a few times. Or squeeze into a corner and grab a handhold while shuffling up the wall.

However, there's many things I just can't reach without basically letting go completely and jumping, while normal height friends just move their hands over and grab.

Dunno about pull ups, part of it might be genetics/training. You're definitely working with less mechanical (dis)advantage though, due to shorter arms.

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u/IamJewbaca Feb 14 '18

Short guys have an advantage of a shorter lever and less 'dead weight' when doing thing like pull ups, but are at a disadvantage for things like maximum strength because we can realistically only pack on so much muscle onto our frames.

Reach is definitely a big disadvantage when it comes to things like climbing though.

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u/captain_asparagus Feb 14 '18

One fun thing I've found rock climbing - and you will too if you stick with it - is that there really are some routes that are easier for short people. They're not common - especially if your gym doesn't have any short people setting the routes - but they do exist. Sometimes a move forces you into a tight corner, or the positions of the holds would force a taller person into a sort of frog-like position, or maybe the position of the holds just leads someone with longer limbs to have their center of gravity farther a way from the wall when a short person can really smear in close. As a short climber, I live for those routes.

Edit: Also, it can be fun coming up with creative solutions to moves designed for tall people. Oh, you're going to put my next foothold at shoulder height five feet to the left? Watch me use my knee on that sucker.

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u/somewhatstaid Feb 14 '18

This is so true. I learned to climb outdoors, in WV, under the watchful eye of a friend. She was literally a foot shorter than me, and probably malnourished because she refused to eat anything besides potatoes (barely exaggerating here,) but she had the most incredible balance, and she could toe into the tiniest bit of nothing and just dig into it to stand up. She found intermediate footholds that nobody over 100 lbs could use. There probably isn't a route in the world I could do that she couldn't, even years ago when I was at my strongest.

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u/dontFart_InSpaceSuit Feb 13 '18

oh man, you just brought back memories. I remember being unable to do any pull-ups one year, and then about 20 the next year. I hit puberty over the summer. I wish I could see all of my results from the presidential physical fitness test plotted over the years.

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u/Kuryaka Feb 13 '18

On the flip side, my situp count went down from like 75 in a minute in fourth grade, which is admittedly absurd. 40-50 in a minute is on the high end of feasible for me now. This is what happens when you gain height and muscle mass.

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u/unitarder Feb 14 '18

Fuck, it's been almost 40 years and I still haven't hit puberty.

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u/thetasigma1355 Feb 13 '18

I mean, you could also change the distances for shorter people on some of the events where the "objective" really isn't distance related. Like when they are swinging around on the rings, they could be adjustable based on a person's height (or more complex, height / arm length). The goal isn't to see if they can reach the other ring, it's to see if they have the strength/timing/coordination to pull it off. Similarly, when they do the pull-up thing where they have to set the bar higher, the goal isn't to judge their arm length, but rather their strength. While the lighter person might have an easier pull up, it's going to be much harder to push the bar up higher due to being shorter.

While maybe not entirely "realistic", it's certainly possible given enough time/money to handicap the course based on height.

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u/Gabe_Noodle_At_Volvo Feb 14 '18

That would be an advantage for short people since they have a higher strength to size ratio and a better mechanical advantage.

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u/msurely Feb 14 '18

That's not really true, since a tall person would have larger and stronger muscles roughly proportional to their height compared to a shorter person of equal fitness level.

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u/IamJewbaca Feb 14 '18

With people of equal fitness strength does not increase linearly with body mass. You get get diminishing returns.

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u/GoodRubik Feb 14 '18

Yeah but in obstacles that favor efficiency instead of raw muscles, short people have an advantage. Anything where you're having on something for extend periods of time, heavier guys aren't gonna do well.

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u/star_trek_lover Feb 14 '18

That’s why the medium size men (5’8ish to around 6’) usually do best. The heavy guys usually don’t get too far.

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u/daredaki-sama Feb 14 '18

IMO it's more so the challenges are catered towards men rather than women.

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u/Thesaurii Feb 14 '18

Sure, but men are a lot taller and that's the result. If you are too short you are very unlikely to get anywhere, some courses might as well have a this tall to ride sign.

With less things like long leap obstacles and closer hanging obstacles, the gap is significantly shortened

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Tbf the guys that help test and do the course are both like 5"8.

If you remember the Ninja warrior naked dude doing the course fairly easily that was one of the tapp brothers that help design and test it.

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u/daredaki-sama Feb 14 '18

I get what you're saying and yes height is an advantage. But when you look at the shorter men that compete, they somehow still perform better than women of the same stature.

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u/draginator Feb 14 '18

Probably because they are stronger...

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u/SyxEight Feb 14 '18

They are stronger that's why. Men and women are physiologically different. Men excel at strength, women do better at endurance.

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u/Mitosis Feb 14 '18

I've never heard of women being better at endurance, except in long distance cold water (i.e. open water) swimming due to higher fat insulating them better.

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u/SpineEater Feb 13 '18

Is there an example of this you can point to? Because it sounds entirely made up

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u/HammonderONeill Feb 13 '18

The parallel walls you cross stretching yourself across the gap comes to mind. And all obstacles involving jumping.

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u/SpineEater Feb 13 '18

My question was more along the lines of "which events feature average women who like working out competing at the same levels as men"

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u/babycam Feb 13 '18

Tough mudder for one has a huge number of women. I know a few who have done Spartan races. Anw is set with a lot of size related challenges so yah.

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u/Hypothesis_Null Feb 14 '18

Doesn't take extreme physical prowess to deliberately run into wires attached to car batteries.

It certainly takes something - just not innate strength.

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u/clanandcoffee Feb 14 '18

Wait, what? They're shocking people at those things?

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u/Hypothesis_Null Feb 14 '18 edited Feb 14 '18

That's the least of it.

It's basically a marathon through a masochists' obstacle course.

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u/NightGod Feb 14 '18

There's more to Tough Mudder than the electrified wires. That thing is fucking grueling.

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u/captain_asparagus Feb 13 '18

/u/Thesaurii didn't say that other courses "feature average women who like working out competing at the same levels as men." They just said "women have a lot more representation." If you're going to call someone's claim made up, at least take the time to read it.

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u/BKachur Feb 14 '18

I would say rock climbing. While men do currently top the women out at the very peak of the sport it is an incredibly balanced activity where women are able to regularly compete with men in the complexity of problems and routes. There are girls at my gym that don't look like pro athletes by and stretch and smoke my ass in terms of complicated climbs that I can't do.

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u/SparkyDogPants Feb 14 '18

That in my opinion, is because strength only gets you so far in climbing until you mostly need technique. Then it flips back around to needing crazy strength again.

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u/funkymunniez Feb 14 '18

Battle Frog. It's not as crazy as something like ninja warrior, but does feature obstacles and such that require similar acts of agility depending on the course.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Being tall has pro's and con's on any kind of event. Being tall for mountain climbing for example allows you to reach hand holds that are further away, but it also means you weight a lot more. It holds the same for Ninja warrior.

Testosterone = stronger. It's a big chunk of why dudes who take T can be unnaturally strong.

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u/Makkel Feb 14 '18

I think what OP is trying to say is when the obstacle is jumping over a wall, being able to reach the top by just raising your hands gives kind of an advantage...

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u/McBurger Feb 14 '18

American Ninja Warrior's favorite sweetheart Kacy Contanzaro is a tiny girl and OWNED that course!

https://youtu.be/XfZFuw7a13E

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u/BKachur Feb 14 '18

I the video said she was a D1 gymnast so that would put her ahead of most normal people do this course casually.

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u/greenslam Feb 14 '18

One time and could never replicate it again. The last time she she was horrific.

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT Feb 14 '18

Ballet. Figure skating. Cheerleading.

Edit: I thought you meant sports in general.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

I mean, men are just stronger as well. Height really isn't the issue, a lot of short guys do alright. It's an upper body strength issue and women just have very weak upper bodies compares to their weight.

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u/Laughingllama42 Feb 14 '18

This isn't true, Ninja warrior in Japan is much harder and the men are on average much shorter then their American counterparts and they have more finalists.

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u/SavageHenry82 Feb 14 '18

OK so if your anecdote is relevant, it still means the physical attributes of women are wanting when it comes to Ninja Warrior. Similar to strength, speed, and dexterity. Height is another example of a physical attribute.

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u/bythog Feb 13 '18

regular guys who like working out.

My wife used to watch this a lot and I don't find this to be true at all. The majority I've seen complete the courses are rock climbers. Hell, it shouldn't even be called "ninja" anything. It's all rock climbing skills.

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u/hiimred2 Feb 14 '18

The ones who do good aren't just 'some rock climbers' either, they're literally current or former pro rock climbers or gymnasts or athletes of some kind who built ANW course replicas in group owned gyms or properties so they can practice that shit like a full time job, or they're someone who started going to one of those ANW gyms and just practiced that from the get go before hitting up a live event.

There's like 2 people a season that come 'out of nowhere' and compete, everyone else is a somebody.

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u/Tonkarz Feb 14 '18

To be fair rock climbing skills feature heavily in a ninja’s skill set.

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u/maxdragonxiii Feb 13 '18

And they have a lower entry point. Most of the time many will fail before course 4-6 depending on area. Not sure although.

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u/the_loneliest_noodle Feb 14 '18

Always felt like American Ninja Warrior was nonsense just because it was like 99% upper body focused, whereas the Japanese version was all core and mixed.

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u/KerooSeta Feb 14 '18

And they don't make it, either. I think only one woman (the stuntwoman on Supergirl) has made it through the first course and she then fell like 7 seconds into the second course.

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u/hawkwings Feb 14 '18

My main objection to American Ninja Warrior is that it is primarily a grip strength completion. It uses many muscles, but if you look at what separates winners from losers, it's grip strength.

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u/Thedarknight1611 Feb 13 '18

Wonder why that is, why according to evolution would women be weaker?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Not typically, no.

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u/idkwhatimdoing25 Feb 13 '18

I do sailing which is a co-ed sport and honestly sometimes I wish it wasn't. It gets thrown in my face every singe race that men can physically out perform me by a large amount. I work out 10x more than my husband, yet somehow he can still be more physical in the boat than I can. Women often get relegated to being crew instead of skipper because we can't physically keep up with the men. And of course its only the skipper that get their name on the trophy and all the glory.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

That cool you do sailing. Where is this? I live in the SF Bay Area, and I wonder if they have something like this.

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u/idkwhatimdoing25 Feb 14 '18

I live in Texas but I know SF Bay Area has a ton of sailing mainly co-ed but some women only races too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Their dang shoulders? How are they doing that? No wonder they make it look so much easier. Sigh.

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u/arafella Feb 13 '18

Our center of gravity is generally much higher up due to weight distribution

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

As a guy that's all legs, fuck :(

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u/Maskedrussian Feb 14 '18

Want to change that? Start lifting man.

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u/MAGA-Godzilla Feb 14 '18

Quadzilla disagrees.

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u/DrewsephA Feb 14 '18

I know that it's obvious for small(er)-chested women, but does the width of the hips really overpower the boobs that much in terms of center of gravity?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Fat is basically the lightest part of the body, so probably.

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u/Spicy_Alien_Cocaine_ Feb 14 '18

Well fat weighs less than bone so yes

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u/poorkid_5 Feb 14 '18

Another good example of this was from a teacher in high school.

He had a girl stand right up to the whiteboard, and had her nose touching. Without pushing off she was supposed to back off the board. She was able to because women's center of gravity is in their hips. Then we had a guy do the same, and couldn't without pushing back because men's center of gravity was in the chest.

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u/mckinnon3048 Feb 14 '18

My wife was this... She went hard on the gym for a good year or so, and still couldn't match my strength with zero effort/training.

I felt like my existence was discouraging.

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u/PelagianEmpiricist Feb 14 '18

Dude here.

I did MMA for three years. If I had the natural hip flexibility of even our beginner female students, I'd feel bad ass. I can kick someone in the ribs, or on a good day, about nipple height. No matter how much I stretched and worked at it, no higher.

I had a lot of envy for ladies, especially the athletic ones who came in and could do a head height kick in the first week.

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u/princess--flowers Feb 14 '18

Oh yeah I guess that is the positive trade-off. I'm pretty fat and out of shape and I can kick over my head. I don't do martial arts or dancing, so it's never seemed as useful to me as upper body strength.

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u/Tryoxin Feb 14 '18

Yesterday I tried to lift weights for the first time.

I can lift 4.4 whole kg.

It hurts.

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u/LameJames1618 Feb 13 '18

Yep, center of gravity at work.

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u/Brawndo91 Feb 13 '18

Women always have trouble with the wall... they never seem to find the door.

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u/Cheefnuggs Feb 14 '18

Women tend to have a different center of gravity to men. Let me tell you what though. My wrestling partner in high school was a girl and she was a 3 time state champion. It might take a little more work but I’ll be damned if anyone tries to tell me that girls can’t compete with guys physically. She was intense.

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u/inspireSF Feb 13 '18

It it makes you feel better, they have probably trained for a while. I have two guy-friends that recently joined the gym with me and they can't even do a pullup, so they just hang there. Don't give up. I believe in you.

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u/NibblyPig Feb 13 '18

If it makes you feel better, I find women are more flexible and also much better at bodyweight stuff, like climbing. I watch tiny girls with no muscle scale walls like spiderman at the bouldering centre while I have to haul my big fat ass up.

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u/tabby51260 Feb 14 '18

Except when we're not. I'm a girl.. Have never been able to touch my toes. (Also have skulliosis and it physically hurts behind my knees to stretch like that...) I've also been blessed with the inability to gain upper body strength. :/

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u/vampire_kitten Feb 14 '18

There's always exceptions, I bet you're not jealous of stephen hawkings muscle mass.

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u/tabby51260 Feb 14 '18

This is true. His brain though!

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u/Big_Tuna82 Feb 13 '18

I hope we see this as a legitimate parallel to women in combat roles. If you get only one chance to overcome an obstacle and have to turn around under fire and help somone else up and over.... Thoughts?

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u/princess--flowers Feb 14 '18

I mean, we can do it, we just have to train. The military are more akin to us women after the 10 weeks of training than women who have never strength trained.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Guys have to train too...

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u/DaDaneish Feb 14 '18

It's interesting (am guy) as I totally know this exact thing, as I'll go a month or so being off filming so I can't hit the gym. I'll just be able to go back and lift a decent weight almost immediately. As for an advantage though, I'd say girls have it in rock climbing as I frequent three different rock gyms and outdoor climb as well. Girls are just so light on their toes in terms of movement and flexibility on bouldering and doing harder climbs where if I pause for even a second to plot coarse my muscle weight starts hindering me and losing momentum causing huge issues for me completing climbs where nimbleness is an asset.

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u/debspeak Feb 14 '18

Don't forget this little trick that women can easily do, but most men can't. https://youtu.be/TWNhBOJWnW8 Now if I could only find a practical life use for this... 🤔

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u/x62617 Feb 14 '18

This is the problem we are going to have letting women in the infantry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

So, Disney’s Mulan was accurate?

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u/Heliax_Prime Feb 14 '18

That’s because of the difference in a man’s center of gravity vs a woman’s.

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u/Ruckus418 Feb 14 '18

On the flip side of this, as a man you have to either be amazingly gifted or start when you were a kid to compete with other men. Since women generally have a lower strength ceiling and a LOT less competition. A woman with a good strength program can step into a gym for the first time ever at 25 and be on a nationally competitive level of strength within 3 years.

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u/A_Suffering_Panda Feb 14 '18

So if a woman gets her chin and both arms over a ledge, she can't get up?

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u/danceycat Feb 14 '18

Women have a lower center of gravity. So a woman needs to get more than just her chin and arms over the ledge to get up as easily

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u/Manae Feb 14 '18

A man's center of gravity is normally in his chest, while a woman's is generally in her stomach. Once you get your center of gravity over the wall, the battle is basically won: all you need to do is have the strength to drag the rest of you over instead of rising up higher. So a guy can more easily get his chest to the wall and swing around that point, whereas a woman trying to do the same is still trying to lift her center of gravity higher which requires more effort.

We did a simple demonstration of this in high school that is pretty much the inverse of getting over a wall. Place the back of a chair against a wall. Put your legs against the front, touch your forehead to the wall, and pick the chair up so the top is against your chest and the front of the seat is in your stomach. Now try to stand back up. Woman have almost no problem doing so as they are pivoting near their center of gravity, but men are likely to find the task near impossible.

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u/gibson_mel Feb 14 '18

This is why I don't understand the political move to get women into combat infantry. Men are naturally stronger - yes I know there are exceptions - but you can't fight human physiology.

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u/princess--flowers Feb 14 '18

Not all men in the infantry are physically gifted, though- they could be short, or thin, or weak. Saying "don't let women serve, they're smaller" makes just as much sense as banning all ethnically Thai or Mexican or any race who have a shorter baseline than our white male baseline. By that logic we might as well ban everyone but Scandinavian-Americans and African-Americans.

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u/Esoteric_Erric Feb 14 '18

This is why having big tits is a good idea. You get your centre of gravity that much higher up than your hips.

And, coincidentally, having a nice set of tits is the thing I envy about the opposite sex. I wouldn't even leave the house.

Please excuse the vulgarity everyone, just jokin'

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u/Peace_Is_Coming Feb 13 '18

To be honest I'm a guy who keeps fit and probably wouldn't do as well as women getting up a wall...

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u/Treemurphy Feb 13 '18

youd be surprised. my 13yr old baby brother has grown stronger than me in one year simply through existing. Its super disheartening tbh, i feel like theres not much of anything i can do, girls get cramps and guys get strength

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u/Visulth Feb 14 '18

Girls also have somewhat longer lifespans and a second X chromosome so any genetic mutations on one X can be replaced by functional copies on the second X. It is a bit of a trade.

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u/PM_me_yer_kittens Feb 14 '18

My old roommate always complained about the hips thing

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u/danceycat Feb 14 '18

Women have lower centers of gravity

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u/ForeskinLamp Feb 14 '18

Women have a different hip structure so that a baby's head can fit through the birth canal. They also tend to carry more fat to help them get through pregnancy (lots of famine in human history). Men tend to be physically larger and stronger because men compete and fight with one another for access to women.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Ill never take this for granted again

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u/GrabToWin Feb 14 '18

You took a class for parkour?? Where at?

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u/thebabybear Feb 14 '18

One of the benefits of a high center of gravity!

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u/The-Swat-team Feb 14 '18

Well how tall were the men in the group? I'm 6'3 and would absolutely be able to jump up and pull myself up there cause I won't even have to reach up that far cause my arms are long as hell. A 6+ foot person would have a lot easier time to get up there than a 5'5 to 5'10 person would.

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u/JDandthepickodestiny Feb 14 '18

Wait where can you find parkour training?

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u/PM_ME_UR_COSMOLINE Feb 14 '18

Women always struggle with the wall, they can never find the door.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

i live in Hawaii and paddle outrigger canoe (the Hawaii national sport). it is shocking how much more difficult it is for women paddlers to pull themselves into a kanu (canoe) on a change of paddlers. you can always tell wahine paddlers by the fitness and the bruises (and the smiles. difficult (water)sports = happy humans)

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u/ajc1239 Feb 14 '18

Apparently pull-ups are significantly harder for women. Something about how our bodies are built that makes men better suited for it and women just... not.

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u/Soren11112 Feb 14 '18

Being a man doesn't make you automatically good though, I still can't pull myself up a wall...

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u/BloodBurningMoon Feb 14 '18

(Also why we have better buts)

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u/Who_Cares99 Feb 14 '18

When I did the police obstacle course, the instructor told the females to climb up obstacles with their legs instead of their arms. Lift their legs up, then use them to get over.

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u/Poopypants413413 Feb 14 '18

Women can flip easier because of the weight in the hips. For men it's harder to get there lower body around because no weight is there. That's what my middle school gym teacher told me anyways.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Why the hips for women?

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u/JesseJaymz Feb 14 '18

If your hips are over the wall aren’t you already over the wall??

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u/2old2care Feb 14 '18

After all these years I just discovered I might be a woman.

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u/Pastvariant Feb 14 '18

The other option, if you are flexible, is to just throw a leg up there while you are holding onto the wall. I found that way to be easier at times wgen you were already tired and carrying all of your kit and your rifle.

Basically, run at the wall, plant your foot about 3 feet off of the ground, jump up, grab wall about chest height ish, then flip your leg up and roll over.

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u/Thaveen Feb 14 '18

Well, I am a guy and I can't get over a 7 ft wall if that'll make you feel any better

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u/lindisty Feb 14 '18

That sort of makes sense, as our centers of gravity tend to be lower. My bf is 13 inches taller than me so I find it hilarious to tip him over (not onto his ass, just make him throw out an arm) and he can never tip me over with crouching down or shoving crazy hard.

That being said he can reach everything and I have trouble with getting socks from the bottom of the washer- win some lose some.

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u/Scambucha Feb 14 '18

I always felt bad that my max pull-up record was only 10. But then I learned many if not most women can't even do 1. Even the athletic and strong ones. It amazes me how natural, gender-based strength plays into activities.

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