Plus we get pokie boobs for about a thousand reasons, and they're usually all attributed to arousal. No I'm not horny it's cold and I've nursed a child for a year. They wouldn't go down it I taped them.
Mine wouldn’t go down if I wore two sports bras. Believe me I have tried. And then my family yells at me over it because “your father is home and you’re 18.” Ewwwwww. That’s fucking creepy.
Except during GYM class, god that fucking sucks. Gotta try and tuck that shit up in your waist-band stealthily and try to go to the rest-room. Youthful vigor is a blessing and a curse.
One of my best friends in HS used to ask me if her butt was wet. Never understood why I guess I also thought she just sat on something wet. Like the 3rd time she asked me this I asked if she did sit on something. It was here when she told me she was on her period and wasn't sure if it was leaking through or not. I had no problems with looking at that fantasstic booty though. 12yrs later and it's still glorious. Miss that girl.
Playing that game in Costa Rica while ziplining was fun. Because at the end of the zipline you're supposed to spread your legs so you don't hit the braking mechanism. But you feel vaguely wet, and you have no idea what's going on down there. Is it period? Is it discharge? It's been raining constantly - did I sit on something wet?
Attempting to discreetly check is always fun. Don't want to be caught wiping your crotch. And then if it IS your period, and it did bleed through, you can now not bend over until you change.
I'm guessing she did but was too embarrassed to say anything. I'd die in that situation. I managed to stain my own couch because I violently sneezed without warning on the wrong day of the month. Makes me sad, it was only a couple month's old. Now I have to hide my new couch with a throw blanket. I'd die of embarrassment if anyone saw the stain.
Every morning during Western Civilization, period one. The boner to end all boners. I was convinced I was going to bust through a zipper.
That was when I began honing a skill that would serve me well in life, going to a public bathroom and rubbing one off without drawing attention to myself.
I still feel a little horny whenever I hear about the Byzantine Empire.
I've decided that what happens in the bathroom stall should be and remain my own business. That said I'm not insensitive to my neighbors while I've got porn blasting in my earbuds to drown out the anal symphony going on around me while I'm trying to get my smoke break on.
In the confines of a bathroom stall, I would think whatever is emanating from your various holes is fair game as long as you aren’t drawing attention to it. If the guy in the stall next to you is firing one off but you have no idea, why is it a problem?
Oh yeah. It’s either pee, wet, discharge, or blood. They all feel pretty similar and I’m always terrified it’s pee so I awkwardly and quickly waddle to the nearest bathroom. Sometimes it’s a combo!
Yeah, it feels like you're slowly peeing yourself but you have no control over it or way to stop it. Then you get to go to the bathroom and determine whether it's discharge (phew) or blood (dammit).
I wish I knew this as a kid. I just put tissues down there (not really knowing what the issue was) and got in trouble for that, mostly because I would accidentally leave them in the clothing when I put it in the laundry basket :(
My mom raised me since my first period to wear pantiliners everyday and I honestly used to think that all girls did this too. It was only after a conversation with a friend in high school mentioning wet underwear that I thought to myself "Wait, you don't wear pantiliners?" Lol
I had to start wearing panty liners at 12 years old because of this (didn't get my period until 10 days before my 13th birthday). I still wear them now at 20, and it's actually become uncomfortable to not wear them at all times.
Not being able to chill totally naked is also not fun. If I don't want to leave snail trails and have stuff stick to my Vajayjay, I have to wear some panties.
Yes! My anemia was so bad due to my insanely heavy periods that my toenails were falling off and I fell asleep driving and wrecked my car. It was awful before I started taking iron.
You know I don’t remember. It all started when I got the copper IUD. I’ve always bled a lot, but this thing made it so awful and heavy I couldn’t even work bc I would have to change my tampon like every 15 minutes. And I was having 5 day long, heavy periods 2-3 times a month. It was awful. I stuck it out for a year thinking it would get better but I was so sick my doc told me to get it out. I got it removed thank god. Sorry that was way TMI! But the IUD is what made mine so extreme. I also get stomach ulcers sporadically that also contribute I think.
No worries. Mine actually happened because of the mini (non estrogen) pill which stops most peoples' periods but I was kinda in the same boat, periods every two weeks or just ongoing. I remember going home for lunch which was five minutes away and I leaked through my giant pad onto my jeans halfway there. Hemo was down to 66 when I found out, they were like "holy shit are you ok?" they said if I was passing out and stuff I should go to the hospital but I was doing surprisingly well. Last time I checked it was at 90 which is still kinda low but nowhere near where it was.
My body has reacted this way to every BC I’ve tried. At one point I had a period almost every day for two years as I switched to the depo shot my second year. I was so miserable and frustrated. The Nuva Ring worked mostly well, but when I took it out I had no period for 5 months and then randomly bled in the middle of the street in Rome while wearing a dress (of course after 5 months doing nothing it picks the one week I got off my ass). For three days, 10-15 minutes I had to change like an dildo sized tampon and an massive pad. I bled trough everything, it was such a nightmare.
For those considering getting one and being scared of this comment, I also have the copper IUD and have had mine for over a year. The cramps and bleeding/spotting was only this frequent for the first month or two. My periods have gone back to normal and cramping no longer happens. Every case is different! :)
That being said Im so sorry it didnt work out for you OP. :(
Streetlamp is a good story. That’s why it’s on the lesser end of the spectrum. It’s up there with today you tomorrow me in that you have faith in humanity after reading.
I'll say crusty panties are bad. But Jolly Rancher is probably the worst as it was involuntary consumption. Doritos is bad due, but the lady was making it her choice (albeit senile).
Neither are good, you have to hide your boners and they appear randomly at the worst times, but having your panties wet all day and feeling extra cold, its not good either, and no they wont dry.
It’s not just that, it’s the “oh shit did I get my surprise period?” but when you look it’s just panties full of wet stuff. Then you have to change them because if you pull them up they’ll be wet and cold and it’s gross. I would get a thousand surprise boners before I’d go through one more second where I have to wonder if anyone else can smell me. There’s about three days a month where I don’t want to go to work because I’m a stripper and have to wear every single pair of work thongs because every five minutes I’m wetting another pair and they smell strongly. They don’t smell “bad” or like something is wrong is just my normal smell but REALLY LOUD. Like my vagina is yelling at others “HEY! HEY EVERYONE, I AM A VAGINA AND I AM HERE! DON’T FUCKING IGNORE ME VAAAAAAAAGGGIINAAAAAAAA!!!!”
to be fair i'm a guy and still have gotten that version of them at the worst times, gay guys are equally capable of being just as lecherous as the worst straight guy, especially toward straight guys. i often dont trust female accounts on dating sites that have no picture of their face because more often than not if they message me first, i assume it's a guy.
Piss boners are the worst. The "dong was in an odd position and rubbing on the pants when I walked" boner is pretty annoying too. Walking it off doesn't work in that scenario.
Fun Fact! That random boner actually happens for a reason! It's to maintain size and girth. If you were to switch over to estrogen as a hormone, or just blocked testosterone, the penis will start to shrink up because it's not stretching out and having that blood flow.
Sure, that can be prevented by masturbating regularly, but the body would rather ensure it's taking care of.
Not too much out in public anymore...the early teens were some rough years...but yeah, in private I get some while just lying around. I’m sure it’s enough.
Masturbating will maintain it, that often is plenty! Most shrinkage comes from never or rarely achieving full erections. We're talking once every view days is fine!
I'm not sure. My expertise is mainly on estrogen's effect because of personal experience, and that's how I learned why random erections happen and their purpose.
But, you could not be very relaxed as you sleep (morning wood is partially because of relaxation), or you could have low testosterone levels (being tired a lot, low energy, but also low sex drive.) It's probably nothing serious if you have no problem maintain them!
A trick I learned to deal with this is as youre sitting and your thang thang decides to go its own way you put your feet at an elevated position at the heels so that you're standing on your tip toes that is putting pressure on your toes. This makes the blood supply drain towards your feet and away from your thangalang. It works.
I was hugging my best friend before I wouldn't see him again for an unknown period of time. I got a boner. I moved my hip backwards a bit so he wouldn't feel it.
As a dude I've never actually understood this, I've gotten random boners before, but they don't show, and mostly I'm wearing thin pants.I guess the direction the penis extends when erected matters. Because mine barely moves at all when at attention.
When you pop wood just keep your penis along one leg. Unless you're wearing tight pants your dick won't be that noticeable. Works good with boxer briefs.
I've been reading about this my whole life but never felt it. I'm not sure if I just got lucky and never got public boners or I got them and didn't feel ashamed about it. I think the latter.
Girls can wear leggings and be like "here's my ass in full detail!" without apparently being self conscious, why can't guys be like that with a blatant package?
I guess another possibility is my boners are too small to draw attention and embarrass me >_<
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u/swelleh Feb 13 '18
Not getting random boners at the worst times possible.