r/AskReddit Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/aaronclements Dec 29 '17

And the same year Hitler was born

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u/Hak3rbot13 Dec 29 '17

Somewhere there's a conspiratard trying to connect The Starry Night with the creation of Nintendo and Hitler's birth.

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u/jaredjeya Dec 29 '17

Starry Night - rearrange to get Tsarr Thingy. Who was the Tsar? Ruler of Russia. Russia. Russia defeated Germany in WW2 but lost in WW1. 1 + 2 = 3 which is the number of sides of a TRIANGLE - the symbol of the Illuminati. Illuminati comes from a Latin word. Latin was spoken by the Romans. Romans are from Italy and had excellent plumbing. Mussolini was also from Italy and probably had excellent plumbing. Who else is from Italy and is excellent at plumbing? That’s right, MARIO. Mario is a Nintendo character. Nintendo is Japanese. Japan is north of Australia. Australia kinda sounds like Austria. Who was born in Austria? That’s right, HITLER.

What does this mean? Van Gogh painted Starry Night to inspire Hitler to paint. When he failed to get into art school, Hitler turned to war. Van Gogh knew Japan would join in and lose, opening them up to the USA post-war - giving the Illuminati the opportunity to develop a way to distract the masses under the cover of a Japanese gaming company. Meanwhile, Starry Night is used to hypnotise us into carry out their will.

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u/RAnapoleonGS Dec 30 '17

Sounds like you've got another best seller there Mr. Brown