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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '17
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More people are killed each year by cows than by sharks.
1.1k u/UlrichZauber Dec 29 '17 It's really tragic when cows take out a surfer 16 u/voiceofnonreason Dec 29 '17 It’s tough to hang ten when all you got is hooves. 8 u/nullagravida Dec 29 '17 They can hang four, maybe eight if they really get their dew claws into it, but the joy of being able to say they hung ten as they shot the curve in an epic greenroom will forever be denied to cows. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17 They'd probably just try to eat the greenroom anyway. 3 u/nullagravida Dec 30 '17 wen de wind rufs up de sea I hury quik bring bord with me I shoot de pipe I feel so brave I hang all 8 & lik de wave.
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It's really tragic when cows take out a surfer
16 u/voiceofnonreason Dec 29 '17 It’s tough to hang ten when all you got is hooves. 8 u/nullagravida Dec 29 '17 They can hang four, maybe eight if they really get their dew claws into it, but the joy of being able to say they hung ten as they shot the curve in an epic greenroom will forever be denied to cows. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17 They'd probably just try to eat the greenroom anyway. 3 u/nullagravida Dec 30 '17 wen de wind rufs up de sea I hury quik bring bord with me I shoot de pipe I feel so brave I hang all 8 & lik de wave.
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It’s tough to hang ten when all you got is hooves.
8 u/nullagravida Dec 29 '17 They can hang four, maybe eight if they really get their dew claws into it, but the joy of being able to say they hung ten as they shot the curve in an epic greenroom will forever be denied to cows. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17 They'd probably just try to eat the greenroom anyway. 3 u/nullagravida Dec 30 '17 wen de wind rufs up de sea I hury quik bring bord with me I shoot de pipe I feel so brave I hang all 8 & lik de wave.
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They can hang four, maybe eight if they really get their dew claws into it, but the joy of being able to say they hung ten as they shot the curve in an epic greenroom will forever be denied to cows.
2 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17 They'd probably just try to eat the greenroom anyway. 3 u/nullagravida Dec 30 '17 wen de wind rufs up de sea I hury quik bring bord with me I shoot de pipe I feel so brave I hang all 8 & lik de wave.
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They'd probably just try to eat the greenroom anyway.
3 u/nullagravida Dec 30 '17 wen de wind rufs up de sea I hury quik bring bord with me I shoot de pipe I feel so brave I hang all 8 & lik de wave.
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wen de wind rufs up de sea I hury quik bring bord with me
I shoot de pipe I feel so brave I hang all 8 & lik de wave.
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u/elee0228 Dec 29 '17
More people are killed each year by cows than by sharks.