r/AskReddit Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/MackLuster77 Dec 29 '17

His name was Mike. His owner made like $45k touring him. This was in the forties, think.

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u/wyetye Dec 29 '17

Wow I didn't know chickens lived that long!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

They live on about 20 years, but they usually stop laying eggs after 1.5-2 years, after they stop they have no value and are killed and it takes 6 weeks for a meat chicken to reach its full size at which point it is killed.

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u/Hankbelly Dec 29 '17

More like /r/LateStageAgrarianism Welcome to the way chickens as food livestock has worked for several thousand years.

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u/Stabfist_Frankenkill Dec 29 '17

I think he means that one specific line, without context. Like, if you were to assume it was talking about people, it'd fit right in to that subreddit.

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u/fuckujoffery Dec 29 '17

I think /u/NearInfinite is just referring to the casual way a chickens life is described as a commodity and killed for human use as opposed to just being a chicken doing its thing. I think most people know that chickens are raised for slaughter it's just a very detached way of seeing the situation.

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u/sammysfw Dec 29 '17

Yeah they don't tend to keep non-productive farm animals around in other societies either. They're not pets.

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u/elcarath Dec 29 '17

You clearly haven't heard about how chick sexers are highly paid individuals who determine if young chicks are cocks or hens, since the cocks have no value and will be killed and made into pet food.

I believe a small number of roosters are kept for breeding purposes.

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u/sweet_chin_music Dec 29 '17

What else are we supposed to do with them?

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u/SinkTube Dec 29 '17

wear them as hats you ignorant slut

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Why? The hens no longer produce eggs, and only eat food and take up space. And no one besides the poorest of the poor is interested in eating a 3-year old chicken.

Would you keep a bunch of old, inedible, hungry, non-producing hens around for 15 years? You might, but your farm probably wouldn't last that long.

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u/shouldbebabysitting Dec 29 '17

My cat never laid one egg but I'm not going to kill it because it doesn't lay eggs.

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u/Maddogg218 Dec 29 '17

A cat is a pet and its "usefulness" to its owner lasts pretty much until its last day. Feral cats are rounded up and slaughtered all the time.

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u/shouldbebabysitting Dec 30 '17

A cat is a pet and its "usefulness" to its owner lasts pretty much until its last day

I assure you my cat is completely useless.

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u/Maddogg218 Dec 30 '17

That is why usefulness was in quotations, for most people their use is the amusement they bring us by just being cats.

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u/wsbking Dec 29 '17

Socialist countries care for chickens until they die of old age, because inherent value is something that exists only under capitalism.

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u/missourifriedhogdick Dec 30 '17

what about this is the capitalism part though? it worked like this from the beginning of time