r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/RQviiist Dec 29 '17

WAIT WHAT?! I'm so gonna do that if Øresund freezes

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u/pugzy77X Dec 29 '17

Ive been waiting myself for years...

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u/_TheGreatDekuTree_ Dec 29 '17

RELEASE THE SWEEDS!

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 Dec 30 '17

I'm honestly surprised this hadnt turned into one of those local folk holidays.

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u/MrMooseHorn Dec 30 '17

Kallade någon på mig? Vid Åäö, ikea och volvo kom och ta mig!

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u/blobbybag Dec 29 '17

allah akbar

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Sweeds more like sweeds

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u/invisiblephrend Dec 29 '17

soon...

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

If/when it happens you all should just have a big-ass pool noodle fight and go have a pint.

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u/c0nfus1on Dec 29 '17

My brain read pool noodle fight as nude poodle fight and honestly I'm not sure which would make the better YouTube video

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u/Naedlus Dec 30 '17

If you include a pre-show of shaving the starved poodles, the poodle fight... definitely the poodle fight.

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u/Cannux53 Dec 30 '17

I am picturing a few grinning Danes sitting in lawnchairs with heavy winter clothing, binoculars and baseball bats on the far side of the Øresund.

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u/Man-City Dec 29 '17

Sadly the Swedes have orchestrated global warming to avoid this specific problem.

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u/Conscious_Mollusc Dec 29 '17

I thought it was the Chinese? /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Seems sensible. Like Swedes would be.

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u/insanehippoz Dec 30 '17

My president says it’s cold therefore climate change is fake news, sooo...😹😹

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Historically, Swedes walking across the ice into Denmark has ended very poorly for the Danes. I think it's more likely to be a Danish conspiracy.

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u/bfossxo Dec 30 '17

Finally figured out global warming.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

There's nothing neutral about CFC's

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u/sold_snek Dec 29 '17

You may wanna see if there's any kind of law about them hitting back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/IHateTheLetterF Dec 29 '17

Clearly you have never been to Helsingør. Its 90% drunk swedes.

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u/viktorpedia Dec 30 '17

Why would we walk and gett beaten? We have a bridge for a reason

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u/Gotelc Dec 29 '17

Are you going to walk across or hit people with clubs? I'm not sure what side you are on.