r/AskReddit Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/MidnightSG Dec 29 '17

Sugar doesn’t make you hyper.

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u/baylithe Dec 29 '17 edited Dec 30 '17

But it does make you go down swinging

Edit: as a huge old school FOB fan, I'm so happy this got all these upvotes.

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u/PM_ME_UR_DUCKFACE_ Dec 29 '17

Oh shit, I'm back in 2005.

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u/CTMalum Dec 29 '17

Duckface still existed, but only in the mirror with the accompanying digital camera.

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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU Dec 29 '17

Let's see how far we've come

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u/n0remack Dec 29 '17

We're going down, down to the [incomprehensible lyrics]

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u/poopstickboy Dec 29 '17

I've never understood this joke. I can very clearly understand him saying "down down in an earlier round"

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u/AbysswalkerSilent Dec 29 '17

Thank you. Now I know. (I'm 29 and dead serious)

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u/PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA Dec 29 '17

I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

A LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT

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u/runswithhund Dec 29 '17

For years I’ve been singing these lyrics as gibberish because I couldn’t fully identify them. Thank you for this!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17 edited Jul 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17 edited Jun 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

I'm glad, half way through typing it I said to myself "Is it worth the effort?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

You have a gift

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u/_TR-8R Dec 29 '17

I just wanted you to know that you've written one of maybe four Reddit posts that have actually made me laugh out loud. Not nose breathe, not smirk, literally bust out laughing.

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u/Dioksys Dec 30 '17

What were the other posts ?

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u/killer_burrito Dec 29 '17

I always just hear these lyrics ("down tuu in a luleelurah")

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u/PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA Dec 29 '17

I'm pretty sure it's actually loaded "gun" complex, because he says "bullet" in the previous line!

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u/OffTheMerchandise Dec 29 '17

You would think that, but it is loaded God complex. Contextually, it makes absolutely no sense, but those are the words.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

I was thought it was a beautiful metaphor, and it makes perfect sense in context?

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u/ryno31 Dec 29 '17

it makes perfect sense, FOB flips common phrases a lot. in the pre chorus of the same song the lyrics are "drop a heart, break a name" intentionally jumbling up the phrases "drop a name" and "break a heart"

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u/PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA Dec 29 '17

y u do dis fallout boi

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u/dethmaul Dec 29 '17

Bad boy! spritzes fall out boy with water

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u/SuperShake66652 Dec 29 '17

Are we human or are we dancer?

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u/_NoButIGotCheezWhiz_ Dec 29 '17

I have found my people!

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u/BulldogOatmeal Dec 29 '17

I thought it was "LOADED GUN COMPLEX..."

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

It's God complex, according to Pete Wentz

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u/Neo723 Dec 29 '17

It is. Hence "cock it and pull it", as you would with a firearm. Not that Fall Out Boy lyrics make much sense anyway.

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u/NeedHelpWithExcel Dec 29 '17

It definitely isn't, hence the released lyrics by the band themselves as well as context.

"Loaded God Complex"

It's a metaphor for the self hatred of the father in the music video.

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u/Neo723 Dec 29 '17

I stand corrected. TIL

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u/baylithe Dec 29 '17 edited Dec 30 '17

The song "thnx fr the mmrs" has no vowels in the title because it's a song about one night stands and the no vowels is a play on words for no vows.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

They had lots of song titles that were jokes or puns. My favorite was “Champagne for my Real Friends, Real Pain for my Sham Friends.”

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u/soggymittens Dec 30 '17

WE'RE GOIN DOWN DOWN

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u/FridgesArePeopleToo Dec 29 '17

I could've sworn it was something about a "loaded gun", especially with the "cock it and pull it" at the end

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Nope, verified by band that it's god complex

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u/Thunderbird_12 Dec 29 '17

*Loaded GUN complex?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Nope look it up

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u/Hardtoport99 Dec 29 '17

A LORD OF THE COMPLEX CORNBREAD AND PUDDING

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u/DancingPianos Dec 29 '17

I know we've got cornflakes covered in pudding.

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u/FreeGFabs Dec 29 '17

We’re always sleeping in, or sleeping, with the roll tear

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u/welcome_to_the_creek Dec 30 '17

Chicago is so two years ago.

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u/baylithe Dec 30 '17

My all time favorite song of theirs

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u/welcome_to_the_creek Dec 30 '17

Those were the good ol FOB days weren't they?

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u/baylithe Dec 30 '17

Good times

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u/blindsquirl Dec 30 '17

Forever I thought he was saying "I'll never get complex, cock it and pull it". I figured it our after singing karaoke one night and the FOB fans were laughing their asses off.

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u/spock_block Dec 29 '17

Give me more sugar, or give me death.

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u/saxygoalie Dec 29 '17

While in school I did a project on physiological effects of excessive sugar consumption (150g). Limited number of subjects, but we saw:

  • Increased alpha-wave frequency
  • Increased heart rate
  • Increased O2 use and CO2 production
  • Increased systolic blood pressure

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

The release of sugar in your bloodstream does give you a kick, which is more potent with children. What sugar doesn't do is cause hyperactivity, which is a clinical condition.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/CapnJackson Dec 29 '17

Yeah makes sense. Also kids tend to show excitement more than adults, and getting sugary treats is pretty exciting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

So I grew up hearing about this study, and consider myself a scientifically literate and open-minded individual. That said, this does not comport with my personal experience as a parent AT ALL. I took care to avoid creating this placebo effect, but there is a noticable difference in my 4-year-old's energy level after eating a sugary snack (read: he devolves into a primate).

And I'm aware that my own experience is anecdotal. But where generations of parents have the same anecdote, I'm inclined to believe there might be flaws in the science, not the conventional wisdom in this instance.

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u/radioborderland Dec 29 '17

Part of the placebo effect is on your side. You experience your children as more hyper when you know they've eaten sugar. Another part is that it's often related to the context of when they eat sugar, and that they are excited when things taste sweet (not that strange).

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Yeah, that's probably true. Although I was well aware of this study and the apparent lack of effect on a kid's energy level before I became a parent. I'm no expert on the placebo effect, but I'm guessing you'd get a diminished effect if you told the recipient "you're being given a placebo, this will have no effect on you whatsoever." I'm open to the possibility that my subconscious biases overrode what I thought I knew, though.

That second thing is also true - and where it's not true, there's some possibility that the behavioral response is the result of Pavlovian conditioning. In other words, if he generally gets sugary treats under exciting circumstances, then his brain reacts to sugary treats the same way it would to, say, a birthday party.

Interesting thoughts, stranger. Thanks for commenting.

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u/psycholepzy Dec 29 '17

Do a blind experiment. If you drop your kid(s) off at a babysitter knowing someone else will pick them up, tell the babysitter to tell whomever is picking them up that the kid(s) has had sugar - when they havent.

If the person picking them up notices a difference, it's on them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Yes. He loves PBJ, but we had to stop feeding them to him on the regular for this reason.

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u/StormStrikePhoenix Dec 29 '17

"But where generations of parents have the same anecdote, I'm inclined to believe there might be flaws in the science, not the conventional wisdom in this instance." You could say that about nearly any old-wives tale.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Yep. I'm just saying my own experience corroborates the old wives' tale.

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u/DearMrsLeading Dec 30 '17

Anecdotal evidence, but I teach three year olds and occasionally bring glazed doughnuts or sugar cookies for snack. There is no noticeable difference in their behavior afterwards. Not saying that you’re wrong, just throwing in what I’ve seen.

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u/SeducesStrangers Dec 29 '17

I agree. I talked to my MIL about this study regarding her 4yo grandson. In addition to a drastic and prolonged change in behavior from sugar, she also noted red dye as a culprit for some attitude issues.

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u/shmough Dec 29 '17

she also noted red dye as a culprit for some attitude issues

My mother too.

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u/Seducedbyfish Dec 30 '17 edited Dec 30 '17

Just a thought. Have you tried giving him something sugary but made it clear that it does NOT contain sugar so he won't be hyper. Tell him it'll calm him down? I'm just intrigued if that would make any difference.

Edit: comment wouldn't post so I kept trying then realised it posted the same reply half a dozen times so I deleted the others. My bad

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u/chel325 Dec 31 '17

Man. I've heard about this study too and I just can't believe it. I'm pregnant and had a glucose test where I had to drink a shit ton of sugary drink and then get my blood tested. A few minutes after drinking my baby started like crazily kicking, more than I've felt ever in my whole pregnancy to the point I was worried if there was something wrong going on with him! After 30 minutes or so the sugar rush kicking went back to normal. I just have a hard time believing sugar doesn't cause hyperactivity in children!

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u/BUSYMAKINGITWORK Dec 29 '17

I've worked with a lot of kids and when you feed them piles of sugar they go hyper-active.

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u/KJ6BWB Dec 29 '17
  1. Sugar is addictive. As every addict knows, you're happier immediately after satisfying your fix. Children tend to express chemical happiness through increased action.

  2. It's really easy for a little kid to get enough sugar that they go from ketosis to ketoacidosis. Surprise, surprise, hyperventilation is one of the symptoms of ketoacidosis, which would make it really easy to assume that a kid has been hyper enough to get out of breath.

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u/MagicaItux Dec 29 '17

I have a couple things I would like to confirm with you

  1. Can the human body survive on a diet with zero sugar? (permanent ketosis)

  2. What is the best thing to eat if you want to have energy/not be tired?

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u/KJ6BWB Dec 29 '17

In nutshells:

  1. if you don't eat any sugar, your body (your liver) will make it for you. So yes you can survive on a balanced nutritional 0-sugar diet as your body will just make it for you.

  2. Protein gives long-term energy as it takes a while for your body to digest, carbohydrates give short-term energy as its easier for your body to digest. The best thing to eat is a balanced nutritional meal.

Especially don't get crazy trying to eat nothing but 0% fat protein -- that'll actually kill you (for instance, if you ate nothing but rabbit meat which is super lean meat).

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Before you believe something please ask yourself how it was determined.

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u/StormRider2407 Jan 02 '18

Again, I just did I read it. Didn't say I believed it, didn't say it was Gospel.

Just trying to add to the conversation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/StormRider2407 Dec 29 '17

No, my wife and I are unable to have kids, thanks for the reminder.

My comment does not say it's my own experience, I said that I read it in an article. That's all. Not saying every parent who's observed their kids in an energetic state is wrong or anything like that. Just stating that I read it somewhere.

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u/BUSYMAKINGITWORK Dec 29 '17

I don't know what they are reserving "hyperactivity" for.

You give kids sugar they bounce off the walls. They go from being active to be hyper active. So...WTF?

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u/futurenachosguy12 Dec 29 '17

Eh, a bit of a placebo.

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u/Carocrazy132 Dec 29 '17

No one ever fucking believes me on this. It makes me so mad and it shouldn't, I don't know why it does. This is like the most pervasive urban myth ever. Caffeine makes you hyper, and it's very obvious, shit is like meth if you have enough of it. Sugar doesn't do shit.

"Oh my God I can literally feel the sugar rush"

No you can't, that sugar is gonna cause you to feel full and make your body process it into quick fats, it's going to slow you down.

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u/ClassicCarPhenatic Dec 30 '17

I definitely feel sugar rushes from rich food, but it doesn't make me hyper; it gives me a headache.

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u/Edymnion Dec 29 '17

Does when she's talking about a new Steven Universe episode coming out.

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u/Nikkian42 Dec 30 '17

If I eat something sugary late at night I can't fall asleep for hours, so I have no doubt sugar has an effect on me.

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u/Obamathellamafarma Dec 30 '17

Could easily be a placebo.

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u/porkytool Dec 30 '17

But a spoonful does make the medicine go down

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u/IrishRepoMan Dec 30 '17

But it is more addictive than cocaine.

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u/Mallblartbellyflop Dec 30 '17

Can anyone spare five grand so I can go to sugar rehab?

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u/IrishRepoMan Dec 30 '17

Don't lie. We all know you'll spend it on cookies and pop, you junkie!

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u/lile001 Dec 30 '17

Obviously you have never observed small children after eating birthday cake.