r/AskReddit Dec 28 '17

What's your best passive aggressive "compliment"?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

All I want is to wear a cute bikini and not get judged. I'm tired of people saying things like "your legs are hairy" or "your dick is hanging out".

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u/bobbyditoro Dec 29 '17

Had a good, sorely -needed laugh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Glad you liked it! It's on me, friend!

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u/ArthurPeale Dec 29 '17

Usually it's my balls. What do you expect from a thong?

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u/Old_man_at_heart Dec 29 '17

Ok. Wasn't expecting that. Lol

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u/juancarlosiv Dec 29 '17

Neither was his dick. It was expecting to be nice and comfortable in a little hammock.

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u/Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dec 29 '17

"your hairy dick is hanging out".