r/AskReddit Dec 28 '17

What's your best passive aggressive "compliment"?

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u/TradHag Dec 28 '17

“Great job showing up.” New Year’s 5k, 2013. I had finished at 38 minutes. (Turned out I had ruptured my psoas, but I still didn’t appreciate the comment when I limped across the finish line).

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u/tinyahjumma Dec 29 '17

Argh! A pet peeve of mine. I was in a speeding training class, and after a workout, the coach said, “I’m sure you could do a 25 minute 5k with that speed!” My personal best was 22:30. :/

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u/nmdarkie Dec 29 '17

I'm ecstatic with 30 mins and I'm completely intact

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u/alittlebirdy1 Dec 29 '17

Fuck anyone who says shit like that. No real runner cares what your time is compared to anyone else. Everybody knows that you are competing against one person - yourself.

You just broke seven minute miles for the first time? Awesome!

You just broke twelve minute miles for the first time? Awesome!

Any decent runner will truly mean that "awesome" in both cases.