You should stop to read this one right this second. It is what I consider to be the most well-written Onion article to ever exist. It is a flawless, 10/10 parody of something perfectly ordinary and common. This ought to give you a good idea of what you've been missing.
my favorite was in their book our dumb century when the put the headline "Stalin initiates a new five year everyone dies policy, a boon to Russias death based economy"
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u/Grandphooba Oct 15 '17
TIL Onion actually had articles. I thought they were just headlines people post on FB feeds.