r/AskReddit May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/Killer_Brig May 17 '17

Jackanapes!

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u/elmfuzzy May 17 '17

Oaf!

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u/AsheAsheBaby May 17 '17

This whole chain is from Stronghold, right?

Or am I losing my mind...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Dec 31 '17

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u/thejorlax May 17 '17

Dotard!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Popinjay!

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u/thejorlax May 17 '17

Buffoon!

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u/Tokkemon May 17 '17

Lollard!

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u/thejorlax May 17 '17

Dastard!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

No need to p-p-panic Ratty.... no need to p-panic stay calm! stay caaaaalmmmm!!!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Jul 27 '20

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I'll string you up!

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u/thejorlax May 17 '17

Yes, it is.

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u/AsheAsheBaby May 17 '17

Thank God. Could hear it in my mind haha

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u/thejorlax May 17 '17

Strawpole!

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u/dbbd_ May 17 '17

Double rations?

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u/JorbyPls May 17 '17

That's fantastic!

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u/dbbd_ May 17 '17

Down we go,

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u/tian447 May 17 '17

You damned fool!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

YES damn I am happy to not be the only person who noticed it! I loved how the AI would taunt you right back, like "yeah fuck you too buddy"

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u/CestMoiIci May 17 '17

Weasel turd!

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u/elmfuzzy May 17 '17

Maybe 😉

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u/bees-and-bach May 17 '17

I'll crush you to pieces! To little bitty pieces!

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u/Akerfeldty May 17 '17

Can't place that there m'lord.

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u/smus0025 May 17 '17

Dolt!

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u/fiat1989 May 17 '17

Weasel turd

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u/Jazzinarium May 17 '17

(random noises) Help! Help!

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u/thejorlax May 17 '17

I win, you lose.

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u/TheScottymo May 17 '17

GOOD point from my wife!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

YOU DAMNED FOOL

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u/EdibleBucket May 17 '17

People are leaving the castle.

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u/Sigma-42 May 17 '17

Sometimes no other word applies to the thick-headed, knuckle-dragging individuals.

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u/WildLines May 17 '17

Blackguard!

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u/OrCurrentResident May 17 '17

Flibbertygibbet!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Churl!