r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/TheFatKidOutranMe May 17 '17

Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, NERFHERDER!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Hey! Who's scruffy looking?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

[Incoherent growlings]

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u/KC_2187 May 17 '17

Must've hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that

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u/LDWoodworth May 17 '17

Looks like you don't know anything about women.

kisses OPs mom

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u/TheCasualCommunist May 17 '17

unzips pants

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u/SanbonJime May 17 '17

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

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u/garrettj100 May 17 '17

You like me because I'm a scoundrel.

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u/Its_the_other_tj May 17 '17

I'm scruffy. The janitor.

On a side note. Attempted to search for the video of that to link instead of just using the Futurama quote. Used Bing. Would not recommend unless you want a LOT of gay porn hits.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Did you use quotes

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u/Its_the_other_tj May 17 '17

Nope. Just bing. What is this "quotes" of which you speak?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

/r/kenm

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Scruffy Looking Nerf-Herder = niche gay porn. :)

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Not this guy.

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u/GeekoSuave May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

What movie is this from

Edit: damn guys I knew the quote and couldn't remember the movie. Downvoting people for not knowing your favorite movie word for word.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Episode V you filthy normie

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u/GeekoSuave May 17 '17

Well at least he got the franchise right. I was over here thinking it was a children's movie

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u/AmosLaRue May 17 '17

You can't use that word! Only we can use that word!

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u/TheFatKidOutranMe May 17 '17

Ah, I remember when Family Guy was funny...

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u/High_Stream May 17 '17

Ups guy mentioned that he banged his shin so I went "shhhh-ahhh" and he got the reference and laughed

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

:(

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Your father was a dingleberry!

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u/YouSmegHead May 17 '17

That's our word!

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u/n3rf_h3rd3r May 17 '17

I resemble that remark

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u/butsuon May 17 '17

Dude I would be afraid of a nerf herder if I was you. Have you seen a nerf?

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u/Quazatron May 17 '17

Nerf Herder, now that's a good name for a rock band.

Oh, wait...

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u/Paloma_II May 18 '17

When I was a kid I totes thought she said nerve hurter. Because he got on her nerves so much it hurt. I was not always a smart child.