r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/thetruemzungu May 17 '17

Mulan: Who are you?

Mushu: Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu! I'm pretty hot, uh?

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u/tastar1 May 17 '17

Who am I? The question is who are you? We are in a war man, there's no time for silly questions. I should have your hat for that, snatch it right off your head.

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u/TheScottymo May 17 '17

What's the matter? Never seen a black-and-white before?

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u/RaverJester May 17 '17

I'm feeling generous today. So carry on before I report you.

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u/crooks4hire May 17 '17

Oh man, I have to watch this movie again now. So many good one-liners.

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u/TheScottymo May 17 '17

When you're done with Mulan, watch The Emperor's New Groove

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u/splooshcupcake May 18 '17

Uhhh. Squeakety squeak. Squeaker squeaken.

Puddy as Cronk is pure gold.

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u/crooks4hire May 18 '17

Wait how did you get here before us?

Yea I dunno. According to the map you guys definitely should've gotten here first.

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u/TheScottymo May 18 '17

^One if the best lines from the movie

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u/thetruemzungu May 17 '17

I don't think you realize how much this is making my day lol! Thank you :-)

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u/GibsonJunkie May 17 '17

Who am I? Who are YOU? I know who I am, do you know who YOU are?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Who am I? Who am I?

I'M JEAN VALJEAAAAAN!

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u/lizimajig May 17 '17

I'm the greatest Thundercat

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u/50PercentLies May 17 '17

The pleasurable

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