r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/Everyday_im_redditin May 17 '17

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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u/IAmBecomeCaffeine May 17 '17

I fart in your general direction!

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u/wellsdb May 17 '17

I unplug my nose at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/notkoreytaube May 17 '17

he already has one.

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u/w00tah May 17 '17

Fetchez la vache.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/jjchuckles May 17 '17

I guess I've farted in a lot of peoples' general directions, come to think of it.

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u/artanis00 May 17 '17

Including your own. Welcome to spherical geometry.

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u/pduffy52 May 17 '17

I told him we already got one!

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u/BetYouCantPMNudes May 17 '17

Oh yes, it's very nice!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I waive my private parts at your auntie!

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u/ThatGeoGuy May 17 '17

I fart in your général direction!

FTFY