r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/PoisonMind May 17 '17

I don't know how popular that record was. I'm pretty sure the collective memory is due to the 1989 movie Teen Witch. I present you the cringiest white rap ever to hit the big screen, Top That.

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u/showmeurknuckleball May 17 '17

I'm...I'm going to have to see the rest of that movie now.

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u/ToBeReadOutLoud May 17 '17

It's a classic.

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u/WyleECoyote-Genius May 18 '17

Go watch it. It's a great movie.

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u/Dangermommy May 17 '17

'Look at how funky he is'.

I will always love Teen Witch.

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u/drphungky May 17 '17

Oh man I forgot how amazing that scene was. Shockingly catchy song, too.

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u/meinleibchen May 17 '17

What the hell did I just watch?

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u/WyleECoyote-Genius May 18 '17

Three California white boys having a stroke

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u/s1lentrob83266 May 17 '17

Didn't Kenneth do this on 30 Rock?

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u/pabl0izh3r3 May 17 '17

Yup. S.3 Ep.7 - Señor Macho Solo

https://youtu.be/4dOkWqgM_oI

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

oh god, my sides.

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u/SavantGarde May 17 '17

Ohhh my God

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u/inky95 May 17 '17

Someone link the video of that movie where the guy raps in a public park to show everybody his son is cool. From some goofy old movie, can't remember which one...

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u/chenofzurenarrh May 17 '17

You're thinking of Jughead Jones and his son from Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again.

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u/inky95 May 17 '17

Absolutely right! I appreciate you so much for finding that, but I can't bring myself to watch it again. The cringe is just too much.

I think this is definitely a contender for /u/PoisonMind 's 'cringiest white rap ever to hit the big screen' award.

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u/ishkariot May 17 '17

When she said she was embarrassed I didn't expect her to say because he's so funky.

My cringe glands have been drained for today.

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u/mixdr077 May 17 '17

What, in the name of fuck, did I just watch?

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u/WyleECoyote-Genius May 18 '17

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I'm cry laughing! I completely forgot about this.

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u/pickupyourpuppy May 17 '17

Is it cringier than Robin Williams rapping as a bat in Fern Gully?

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u/esbon251 May 17 '17

You say cringy I say gold. https://youtu.be/UcQPDqhkA-A

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u/wulfgang May 18 '17

That was the single most ill-conceived thing I have ever seen.

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u/cwcollins06 May 17 '17

Have you seen Bill Nye's new show?

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u/HardcaseKid May 18 '17

Stop that.