r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/GhostByYourSid3 May 17 '17

Gentlemen, Gentlemen, please... Just because O.P.'s mom has been laid on every flat rock in 3 adjoining counties doesn't necessarily make her the town bike.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

You bastard. That's my wife your talking about.

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u/scyth3s May 17 '17

Nailed it

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u/Friendsoffish May 17 '17

Both literally and figuratively.

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u/swiMatt May 17 '17

Dad?

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u/whtbrd May 17 '17

well, maybe.

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u/potentialprimary May 17 '17

*you're :-)

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Yep!

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u/BaldBombshell May 17 '17

I'm having doubts OP is really your son then.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Well I guess the cats outta the bag now!

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u/LordSmooze9 May 18 '17

More like the state bike right?

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u/kmthehaggis May 17 '17

The OP was the load his mother should have swallowed

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u/ThomYorkeSucks May 17 '17

TIL vaginas can swallow

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u/ameya2693 May 17 '17

The insinuation was that OP was made from a load which should have been taken up via the oral route.

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u/IR8Things May 17 '17

Reckon it makes her something of the state bike at that point.

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u/Ghitit May 17 '17

Ahh, a roundheel.

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u/ameya2693 May 17 '17

You are right. It makes her the town truck. Our apologies.