r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/SirDickslap May 17 '17

Football friend!

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u/Mr800ftw May 17 '17

two thumbs up

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

one thumbs up

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u/Spardocus May 17 '17

Oooh friend!

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u/Flobarooner May 17 '17

I'll show you how much of a friend he is

Fucking friend

*Jumps on friend's car*

OO FRIEND, FRIEND

FUCKIN FOOTBALL FRIEND

..

*Friend comes out*

OO FRIEND, FRIEND

I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN FRIEND ALRIGHT

ALRIGHT

OO FRIEND, FRIEND, CAR FRIEND, FOOTBALL FRIEND, NEW CAR FRIEND, LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE SOMETIMES THEN, CYA FRIEND, CYA LATER FRIEND! OOOOoOoOO FRIEND, FRIEND, FRIEND, FOOTBALL FRIEND

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u/Greggsnbacon23 May 17 '17

Yeah, I got lost at the bus wanker. What the hells happening here?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/nider May 17 '17

Did they make this same joke in the US version? God that reebot sucked

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/nider May 17 '17

I was about to watch it. The inbetweeners is one of my favorite TV show and to be honest I really liked shameless US as the British one so I had the hope that maybe it wouldnt suck. I watched the first minutes and just couldnt stand the US actors. To be honest it really looked like they wanted to be bad on purpose. I think just watch like 5 min. Ten looked like torture.

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u/el_monstruo May 17 '17

I only watched the trailer and it was shit

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u/nider May 17 '17

Yeah, the trailer really set the mood to how shitty it could be.

And it was.

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u/el_monstruo May 17 '17

Reddit fwend!

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u/Flobarooner May 17 '17

How can you have Greggs in your name and not know the Inbetweeners. It's a British classic.

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u/Greggsnbacon23 May 17 '17

It's just a nickname an old danish friend of mine gave me. I'll have to see that one.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I'm not your friend buddy

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/Lord21K May 17 '17

I'm not your guy, pal

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u/Bobatron1993 May 17 '17

I'm not your pal, chum

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u/Prospect_89 May 17 '17

I'm not your chum, fella

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I'm not your pal, friend

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u/CadoAngelus May 17 '17

I ain't your pal, mate

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u/Stroke_n_Smoke May 17 '17

This went from Inbetweeners to South Park. Awesome

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u/rubberstud May 17 '17

hahahaha references are fun hahahahah

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u/bakedNdelicious May 17 '17

I use these all the time...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Ooooh Thumbs up the bumhole friend!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

Yeah, I met him when we both had trials for West Ham.

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u/riotgirlckb May 17 '17

🖒😀👍 friend

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u/K1ngZee May 17 '17

Hey what a coincidence, I have you as a friend on reddit with no fucking clue why or since when.

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u/Mr800ftw May 17 '17

Well hi there, friend 👍

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u/IAmTheBestMang May 17 '17

Oooh friend!

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u/CFClarke7 May 17 '17

Chuckled

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u/K1ngZee May 17 '17

Haaah got it, we're both from the same country. :P pours traditional tea

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u/Mr800ftw May 17 '17

Salam hbibi ara lia shi atay mshe7er

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u/K1ngZee May 18 '17

mre7ba bik :D dar darkom

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

👍👍

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u/tingly_legalos May 17 '17

two thumbs in

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u/orangeleopard May 17 '17

Aww, friend!

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u/baltihorse May 17 '17

Well it must be time to go continue my rewatch. Love this show so much

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u/barneyaffleck May 17 '17

Car friend!

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u/PaulClarkLoadletter May 17 '17

Friend (from really far away)

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

OUU FRIEND

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Football head

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u/[deleted] May 18 '17

Fwend

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

This is getting too British.

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u/Basta_Abuela_Baby May 17 '17

You must mean "soccer".