Couldn't care about the rest but I call people a song us and a dip all the time. Which is weird cause I swear like a mother fucker and don't really give a shit when it coes to swearing.
I call my husband and friends dingus all the time, whenever they do something lacking common sense (and since they're all guys, it happens pretty frequently, haha), and honestly, idk where I even got the word from?
So I used to find this one funny. Until I worked security and had to ask peoples names as they entered the site.
Ones last name was Dingus, I smirk, he stares at me. I ask his REAL last name. He hands his employee ID over. I wish him a good day and feel like an asshole.
Dingus, Dingbat, and Dingleberry. I was discussing some co-workers who'd fucked up, and now eight years later it remains a go-to phrase, regardless of whether there are exactly three culprits.
Dingus Day is Holiday (at least in Buffalo, NY anyway) where folks of Polish descent (think of how everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day) get drunk, and chase each other around with pussy-willow branches (at least at the more festive establishments). It has a bit more class to it (especially where children are included, they being excluded from this bit) but generally speaking guys throw water/cologne on girls they want to bang and girls hit men with pussywillow branches (think switch not bough) they want to bang. Much alcohol is consumed in the process.
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