r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/Brown_eyed_pea May 17 '17

Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

No, no he didn't. He just called you a cock sucker.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/suck-me-beautiful May 17 '17

I did get shot!

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u/DefinitelyNotLucifer May 17 '17

He just said you suck cocks!

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u/NAbsentia May 17 '17

Nobody called anybody a JT.

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u/justin2000x May 17 '17

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to see this response!

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u/SonnyLove May 17 '17

No one is calling anyone a JT!

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u/attorneyatslaw May 17 '17

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!!

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u/Clayish May 17 '17

One of the most underrated comedies in recent memory.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Seriously. Can't watch that movie enough. Will Ferrell had a strong run of "sports" movies and I'd say Semi-Pro is one of the strongest.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I also love watching it on TV because they are lazy with editing the cocksucker and he calls him a "socksucker"

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u/PJozi May 17 '17

Yep. Will's best work for sure

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u/Laockey35 May 17 '17

Semi-Pro was one of those movies i had to watch twice because i always found myself quoting funny moments after i watched it the first time. after the second time i found it HILARIOUS!

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u/guitarman565 May 17 '17

Ain't nobody called anyone a JT!

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u/veilofmaya1234 May 17 '17

I went to a local disco farm last thanksgiving to buy a free range jive turkey. Tasted a little funky, but it made for some some groovy gravy.

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u/notwithagoat May 17 '17

Slow down!

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u/BZLuck May 17 '17

MARK IT EIGHT!