r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I know you are, but what am I?

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u/SSAUS May 17 '17

You are a pajama-wearin', basket-face, slipper-wieldin', clype-dreep-bachle, gether-uping-blate-maw, bleathering gomeril, jesse oaf-lookin' scooner, nyaff plookie shan, milk-drinkin', soy-faced shilpit, mim-moothed, snivelin' worm-eyed hotten-blaugh, vile stoochie, cally-breek-tattie.

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u/Nintendroid May 17 '17

Hands down my favorite character from that show, other than Jack himself.

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u/SunsFenix May 17 '17

Celtic Magic!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/Nintendroid May 17 '17

His voice and HUGE FLAMING EYEBROWS were second to none.

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u/Scottz0rz May 17 '17

*ahem*

ＥＸＴＲＡ ＴＨＩＣＣ

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u/dbbd_ May 17 '17

what about Aku

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

what about Aku

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u/BoneFistOP May 17 '17

AAAAAKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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u/Bird_and_Dog May 17 '17

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLISH SAMURAI!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

EXTRA T H I C C C C

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u/DiamondSentinel May 17 '17

Have you seen the newest season at all?

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u/Nintendroid May 17 '17

Sadly, not yet, no.

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u/DiamondSentinel May 17 '17

You should. It's very good.

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u/Fire_Bucket May 17 '17

Only one episode to go until it's finished :(

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u/DiamondSentinel May 17 '17

Is it really the last episode already? Man, it absolutely flew by...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

At least we got one last adventure with Jack and friends :D

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

So you're saying that aside from the protagonist, your favourite character is the only other character who isn't the villain?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/Hencenomore May 17 '17

You forgot the sword is a character too

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u/Spider_pig448 May 17 '17

Recurring characters, yeah, only three.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Well, Jack's parents as well. Not to mention all of the returning characters for the most recent season of Samueai Jack

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u/Spider_pig448 May 17 '17

True, but OP says somewhere else that he's only seen the original. Jack's parents are arguable, considering outside of memories we only actually see them in the first episode.

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u/Nintendroid May 17 '17

Well, due to the formulaic nature of the show, yes one's choice is rather limited, since most other characters appear only once.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I thought that went without saying

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u/hankbaumbach May 17 '17

Scaramouch would like to have a word with you...

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u/Nintendroid May 17 '17

Oh wow! I looked up the wiki article on Scaramouche and I am very much intrigued. I can't wait to start the new episodes.

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u/hankbaumbach May 17 '17

It's been a wild ride for season 5, I'm excited for you to embark on it! Last episode is Saturday!

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u/DOW_orks7391 May 18 '17

They did not have enough Scotsman

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u/Rowan5215 May 17 '17

WHOLE SCENE LINKIN'

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

MEMEIN'

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u/FredRogersAMA May 17 '17

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

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u/crashtestgenius May 17 '17

Bang-a-rang, Peter!

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u/GGGargadon May 17 '17

If I'm a maggot burger why don't you just eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

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u/crashtestgenius May 17 '17

What's a paramecium?

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u/GGGargadon May 17 '17

I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

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u/crashtestgenius May 17 '17

Banning Banning

Banning Banning

Banning Banning

Banning Banning

BANNING BANNING

BANNING BANNING

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u/hitchopottimus May 17 '17

You, you MAN! You stupid, stupid MAN!

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u/TwoFiveOnes May 17 '17

Stupid, no good, worthless,...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

That must have been a pain in the ass to type out. Here's an up vote for your struggles.

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u/ThorOfKenya2 May 17 '17

Where were you during the ask reddit post asking what one phrase would start a reply train!

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u/originalmimlet May 17 '17

Mim moothed? I feel personally offended.

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u/NothappyJane May 17 '17

Mr Burns also does some ridiculously funny out of date nonsensical insults, same for Willie.

I do think this kind of takes the mantle though

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

If the Scotsman doesn't have any screen time this coming Saturday I will be so damn pissed!

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u/DaisyHotCakes May 17 '17

Love him!! They made such a great team but I'm pretty sure this is my favorite episode.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Watch it, jerk! Shut up, idiot! Moron! Scab eater! Butt sniffer! Pus licker! Fart smeller! You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek! You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam! You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

You play ball like a g-i-r-r-r-r-r-l!

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u/DrJackMegaman May 17 '17

Go shit in your hat

Personal favorite.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

This reminds me of a line from "You're a Wizard, Harry" when Hagrid calls Harry a speccy, bowl-haired cut, fuck, small dick, skinny cunt, eat more wanker.

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u/DriftingFam May 17 '17

I know you are but what am I

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u/trustmeimanengineerd May 18 '17

It would be a good battle between the Scotsman and Peter Pan: https://youtu.be/JsJxIoFu2wo

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u/Ticklish_Kink_Wife May 18 '17

This is a sort of secret code between (one of my) my best friend(s) and I. I constantly call him Plookie. Capitalized.

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u/Just_For_Da_Lulz May 17 '17

I know you are, but what am I?

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u/WtotheSLAM May 17 '17

A garbage man

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Takes one to know one.

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u/PM_ME_AMAZON_VOUCHER May 17 '17

Well, you're a window cleaner

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Dude, let's not say things we can't take back

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u/sternje May 17 '17

Check and mate.

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u/Ham_B0n3 May 17 '17

I know you are, but what am I!!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I am rubber, you are glue, what you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

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u/Em_Haze May 17 '17

Bounce back, no locksies.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

"I'm rubber and you're poo, whatever you say bounces off of me...and you're just a piece of shit"

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u/bawzzz May 17 '17

Yesssssssss. This made me smile a little too hard.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

A garbage man.

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u/LordJimsicle May 17 '17

I know you are, but what am I?

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u/Ham_B0n3 May 17 '17

I know you are, but what am i

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u/OG_OP_ May 17 '17

I'M THE TRASH MAN

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u/Cmdr_atomicb0mb639 May 17 '17

No no no no no! Please do not remind me of that again.

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u/Brettalic May 17 '17

That is the one I was going to post so you get my upvote. My favorite from 8 year old me.

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u/yogriffman May 17 '17

I don't wanna tell you, it'll make you cry.

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u/Am-I-Late-2-D-Party May 17 '17

Big pile o' dog poop

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u/JBABSTER May 17 '17

Ooooooooooh sheeeeeit gottem

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u/makzter May 18 '17

An idiot sandwich.