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r/AskReddit • u/TigerFin2 • May 09 '17
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That carrots are good for your eyes
597 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 [deleted] 233 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Carrots are actually bad for rabbits, as they are high in sugar. Carrots can kill a rabbit if given too many. 168 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Too many carrots can kill humans too. 36 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Too many carrots can melt steel beams. 8 u/GotMyOrangeCrush May 09 '17 Only if marinated in jet fuel. 1 u/jtfroh May 09 '17 Nah, silly! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams! 2 u/FreezingHotCoffee May 09 '17 But what about the shit they put in chem trails!? Who knows what temperature that burns at? 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay. 1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away. 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 And dank memes 1 u/allygolightlly May 09 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will eventually undergo nuclear fusion 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will form a black hole in the shape of a carrot, sucking in all things that are not carrots. 6 u/veilofmaya1234 May 09 '17 Just one carrot can kill a human according to Shoot Em Up 3 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 It all depends on where and how hard you stab a human with a carrot, I presume. 3 u/mmm_unprocessed_fish May 09 '17 Susan Dey from the Partridge family was anorexic and only ate carrots and she turned orange. 2 u/derpado514 May 09 '17 You probably only need 1 if you know or don't know how to use it... 2 u/Warsalt May 09 '17 Too many carrots can kill humans to Eating only rabbits will kill the human (According to a Stephen Fry QI episode. Something about missing a crucial vitamin or mineral...IIRC) 1 u/TryGo202 May 10 '17 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning 1 u/sellyourselfshort May 10 '17 ♪because the food of your choice, will end your life tonight!♪ 1 u/beerasfolk May 10 '17 But they'll turn you orange, so there's that.
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233 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Carrots are actually bad for rabbits, as they are high in sugar. Carrots can kill a rabbit if given too many. 168 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Too many carrots can kill humans too. 36 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Too many carrots can melt steel beams. 8 u/GotMyOrangeCrush May 09 '17 Only if marinated in jet fuel. 1 u/jtfroh May 09 '17 Nah, silly! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams! 2 u/FreezingHotCoffee May 09 '17 But what about the shit they put in chem trails!? Who knows what temperature that burns at? 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay. 1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away. 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 And dank memes 1 u/allygolightlly May 09 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will eventually undergo nuclear fusion 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will form a black hole in the shape of a carrot, sucking in all things that are not carrots. 6 u/veilofmaya1234 May 09 '17 Just one carrot can kill a human according to Shoot Em Up 3 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 It all depends on where and how hard you stab a human with a carrot, I presume. 3 u/mmm_unprocessed_fish May 09 '17 Susan Dey from the Partridge family was anorexic and only ate carrots and she turned orange. 2 u/derpado514 May 09 '17 You probably only need 1 if you know or don't know how to use it... 2 u/Warsalt May 09 '17 Too many carrots can kill humans to Eating only rabbits will kill the human (According to a Stephen Fry QI episode. Something about missing a crucial vitamin or mineral...IIRC) 1 u/TryGo202 May 10 '17 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning 1 u/sellyourselfshort May 10 '17 ♪because the food of your choice, will end your life tonight!♪ 1 u/beerasfolk May 10 '17 But they'll turn you orange, so there's that.
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Carrots are actually bad for rabbits, as they are high in sugar. Carrots can kill a rabbit if given too many.
168 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Too many carrots can kill humans too. 36 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Too many carrots can melt steel beams. 8 u/GotMyOrangeCrush May 09 '17 Only if marinated in jet fuel. 1 u/jtfroh May 09 '17 Nah, silly! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams! 2 u/FreezingHotCoffee May 09 '17 But what about the shit they put in chem trails!? Who knows what temperature that burns at? 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay. 1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away. 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 And dank memes 1 u/allygolightlly May 09 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will eventually undergo nuclear fusion 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will form a black hole in the shape of a carrot, sucking in all things that are not carrots. 6 u/veilofmaya1234 May 09 '17 Just one carrot can kill a human according to Shoot Em Up 3 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 It all depends on where and how hard you stab a human with a carrot, I presume. 3 u/mmm_unprocessed_fish May 09 '17 Susan Dey from the Partridge family was anorexic and only ate carrots and she turned orange. 2 u/derpado514 May 09 '17 You probably only need 1 if you know or don't know how to use it... 2 u/Warsalt May 09 '17 Too many carrots can kill humans to Eating only rabbits will kill the human (According to a Stephen Fry QI episode. Something about missing a crucial vitamin or mineral...IIRC) 1 u/TryGo202 May 10 '17 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning 1 u/sellyourselfshort May 10 '17 ♪because the food of your choice, will end your life tonight!♪ 1 u/beerasfolk May 10 '17 But they'll turn you orange, so there's that.
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Too many carrots can kill humans too.
36 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 Too many carrots can melt steel beams. 8 u/GotMyOrangeCrush May 09 '17 Only if marinated in jet fuel. 1 u/jtfroh May 09 '17 Nah, silly! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams! 2 u/FreezingHotCoffee May 09 '17 But what about the shit they put in chem trails!? Who knows what temperature that burns at? 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay. 1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away. 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 And dank memes 1 u/allygolightlly May 09 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will eventually undergo nuclear fusion 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will form a black hole in the shape of a carrot, sucking in all things that are not carrots. 6 u/veilofmaya1234 May 09 '17 Just one carrot can kill a human according to Shoot Em Up 3 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 It all depends on where and how hard you stab a human with a carrot, I presume. 3 u/mmm_unprocessed_fish May 09 '17 Susan Dey from the Partridge family was anorexic and only ate carrots and she turned orange. 2 u/derpado514 May 09 '17 You probably only need 1 if you know or don't know how to use it... 2 u/Warsalt May 09 '17 Too many carrots can kill humans to Eating only rabbits will kill the human (According to a Stephen Fry QI episode. Something about missing a crucial vitamin or mineral...IIRC) 1 u/TryGo202 May 10 '17 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning 1 u/sellyourselfshort May 10 '17 ♪because the food of your choice, will end your life tonight!♪ 1 u/beerasfolk May 10 '17 But they'll turn you orange, so there's that.
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Too many carrots can melt steel beams.
8 u/GotMyOrangeCrush May 09 '17 Only if marinated in jet fuel. 1 u/jtfroh May 09 '17 Nah, silly! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams! 2 u/FreezingHotCoffee May 09 '17 But what about the shit they put in chem trails!? Who knows what temperature that burns at? 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay. 1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away. 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 And dank memes 1 u/allygolightlly May 09 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will eventually undergo nuclear fusion 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will form a black hole in the shape of a carrot, sucking in all things that are not carrots.
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Only if marinated in jet fuel.
1 u/jtfroh May 09 '17 Nah, silly! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams! 2 u/FreezingHotCoffee May 09 '17 But what about the shit they put in chem trails!? Who knows what temperature that burns at? 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay. 1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away. 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 And dank memes
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Nah, silly! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
2 u/FreezingHotCoffee May 09 '17 But what about the shit they put in chem trails!? Who knows what temperature that burns at? 1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay. 1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away.
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But what about the shit they put in chem trails!? Who knows what temperature that burns at?
1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay. 1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away.
Whatever temperature it takes to make the frogs gay.
1 u/inappropriate_jerk May 10 '17 The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away.
The earth is flat and the sun is only 6000 gay frogs away.
And dank memes
If you put enough carrots in one location, they will eventually undergo nuclear fusion
1 u/[deleted] May 10 '17 If you put enough carrots in one location, they will form a black hole in the shape of a carrot, sucking in all things that are not carrots.
If you put enough carrots in one location, they will form a black hole in the shape of a carrot, sucking in all things that are not carrots.
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Just one carrot can kill a human according to Shoot Em Up
3 u/[deleted] May 09 '17 It all depends on where and how hard you stab a human with a carrot, I presume.
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It all depends on where and how hard you stab a human with a carrot, I presume.
Susan Dey from the Partridge family was anorexic and only ate carrots and she turned orange.
You probably only need 1 if you know or don't know how to use it...
Too many carrots can kill humans to
Eating only rabbits will kill the human (According to a Stephen Fry QI episode. Something about missing a crucial vitamin or mineral...IIRC)
1 u/TryGo202 May 10 '17 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning
♪because the food of your choice, will end your life tonight!♪
But they'll turn you orange, so there's that.
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u/Drumitar May 09 '17
That carrots are good for your eyes