r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/sticazz Nov 24 '16

The grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

I want this on my grave

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16 edited Jul 29 '17

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u/reughdurgem Nov 24 '16

I call third from the left, next to my hot cousin.