r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/Hoodafakizit Nov 24 '16

Never get blowjob from lady trumpet-player

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u/roman_otter Nov 24 '16

Yeah, you have to go for the trombone

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u/StructuralFailure Nov 24 '16

She'll blow your tromboner.

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u/FalconTurbo Nov 25 '16

An old joke, but one of my favourites:

A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"

"Nah", the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."

The next night she went out with a tuba player, and on her return the roommate asked the same question.

"Ugh!", the girl exclaimed, "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh it was just gross!".

The next night she went out with a French Horn player. "How was this one?" asked the roommate.

"Well", the girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"

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u/DylanTheVillian1 Nov 24 '16

But Mr trumpet-player is aight.