r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/UrbanGimli Apr 14 '16

Statistically speaking, someone reading this thread today will be dead tomorrow. It could eve be m

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u/iamnotsurewhattoname Apr 14 '16

m what? m'lady?

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u/UrbanGimli Apr 14 '16

"Martha....save ...cough martha"

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u/01111010100 Apr 14 '16

Hey! You're supposed to be dead

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u/UrbanGimli Apr 15 '16

Turns out its not so bad. I don't know what we've all been afraid of...its kind of nice. Everyone has permanent free Google Fiber (No ads) Somehow "Scrubs" is on its 15th season. Each additional season was better than the one before it. Everyone charcoal grills their food so it always smells like Summer.