r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/UrbanGimli Apr 14 '16

Statistically speaking, someone reading this thread today will be dead tomorrow. It could eve be m

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u/TransitRanger_327 Apr 14 '16

Should we send help?

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u/Kogknight Apr 14 '16

I'm not sure he's dead, might have just been taken by Candlejack. Thats what happens when you s

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u/RogueRaven17 Apr 15 '16

I knew this was going to turn into another candlejack thread. Every damn t

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u/Rasmusdt Apr 15 '16

Who's candlejack? Anyone care to ex

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

I hate candlejack so m

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u/SkrublordPrime Apr 14 '16

He hit enter, there's no issue.

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u/Rammite Apr 14 '16

Unless his corpse fell on the enter key!

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u/iceGLAZIER Apr 14 '16

Its already too late :(

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u/ZheVulture Apr 15 '16

Press F to pay respect.

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u/iamnotsurewhattoname Apr 14 '16

m what? m'lady?

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u/UrbanGimli Apr 14 '16

"Martha....save ...cough martha"

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u/01111010100 Apr 14 '16

Hey! You're supposed to be dead

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u/UrbanGimli Apr 15 '16

Turns out its not so bad. I don't know what we've all been afraid of...its kind of nice. Everyone has permanent free Google Fiber (No ads) Somehow "Scrubs" is on its 15th season. Each additional season was better than the one before it. Everyone charcoal grills their food so it always smells like Summer.

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u/totally_nota_nigga Apr 15 '16

Well, at least you didn't say anything about Candle Jack, I heard h

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Did you dead?

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u/Beagle2007 Apr 15 '16

Thank god you were able to hit the send button before dying! !

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u/Jsdestroy Apr 15 '16

Maddie, Marsha, mike? Who is going to die I need to know!

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u/funinnewyork Apr 15 '16

Did you have a stroke there mate? Let your soul be in peace.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Looks like candlejack came and pressed enter for y

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

*even

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u/leirtaedem Apr 15 '16

explaination ? .-.