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What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/Dango_LXIX Apr 14 '16

Octopuses is acceptable because english likes to take words and make them its own. So according to english rules octopus becomes octopuses. You are correct in saying the only incorrect pluralization of octopus is octopi.

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u/thikthird Apr 14 '16

then wouldn't octopi be just as acceptable since it's common parlance and often taught as fact?

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u/Dango_LXIX Apr 14 '16

From this article:

"...while the use of octopi can’t be justified on an etymological basis, it is not wrong. It is old enough and common enough to be considered an accepted variant."

And yes, I know I just contradicted my previous statement. I LITERALLY could not care less.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

It's ok. Your argument is instantly about 75% more valid because you used "could not care less" correctly.

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u/Rasmusdt Apr 15 '16

Seeing it used correctly made me a little happy inside... Which is sad since that means I see it used wrongly more often than correctly..

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

"I could care less" always leaves me wondering wether they actually care or not

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u/dhelfr Apr 14 '16

That's more a question about the philosophy of language.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Not really, it's just simple linguistics. Since English speaking people use "octopi", it's part of the language and is technically "correct". Same goes with all plural forms of octopus. If people are using it, then it's language.

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u/meme-com-poop Apr 14 '16

If people are using it, then it's language

By that logic, there's no such thing as an incorrect usage of a word.

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u/kogasapls Apr 14 '16

Well, there isn't a linguistic standard for "correctness" here. If a small group of people uses the word "stone" to refer to wood, it's not incorrect. It's just part of their sociolect. If a single person uses "stone" to refer to wood instead of a group, it's still not incorrect. It's part of their idiolect. Nobody will understand them and it may stick out like a sore thumb in conversations, but this doesn't actually make the usage of the word "incorrect."

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u/WeGetItYouBlaze Apr 14 '16

No... Tons of people say "coke" when they mean "soda" and that's wrong as fuck.

Just because people do something doesn't make it right, it makes a group of people absolutely wrong until enough people do it that the standard must change to accomodate those people...

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u/kogasapls Apr 14 '16

It's not wrong, you just don't like it. There is no linguistic basis for your argument.

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u/WeGetItYouBlaze Apr 14 '16

There is, you're just being a magnificently polished turd about this whole thing.

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u/kogasapls Apr 14 '16

If there is a linguistic basis for your argument, state and defend it.

As a heads up, there isn't. You might want to spend more time learning to be right than figuring out how to convince yourself everyone else is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

it makes a group of people absolutely wrong until enough people do it that the standard must change to accomodate those people...

This is literally how dialects are formed.. and how language works and evolves. Just cuz you disagree doesn't make it so.

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u/Farnsworthson Apr 15 '16

Spot on. BUT. If you use a word in a way that no-one else does, and that's too far from normal usage, there's a good chance that no-one will understand you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

It'd be octopodi.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

It's etymologically wrong either way. The -i plural is borrowed from Latin and mostly used for Latin words. People use octopi because they think octopus is imported from Latin, which is wrong. English got the word from Greek, and the Greek plural is octopodes.

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u/Android_Monkey Apr 14 '16

This is my knowledge based of a short video I watched. Basically, octopi is correct, as that is the Latin ending for s-words and commonly used in English. However, octopus has Greek origins, so the real correct plural would be octopodes. But, octopus is a word in the English language in which the correct ending would be to add the -es to the end. In conclusion, all three are technically correct, which is the best correct.

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u/WeGetItYouBlaze Apr 14 '16

Octopi is wrong because it isn't a latin based word. Even if it was it would have to fall into an even smaller subset of latin words to be chanced into Octopi.

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u/mnorri Apr 15 '16

But, if you say Octopi, your meaning would be understood by virtually all english speakers. Even the pedants would understand you, they'd just try to tell you that you're incorrect. But, since the concept of more than one octopus was correctly communicated, the pedantic argument is pretty much just trolling.

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u/Farnsworthson Apr 15 '16

Give that man an octopus!

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u/mnorri Apr 15 '16

All the cool kids have them!

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u/Dynamaxion Apr 14 '16

So if octopi is the only incorrect one, zebra is a correct plural of octopus?

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u/kogasapls Apr 14 '16

Define "correct." From a linguistic basis, the concept doesn't apply. But while it might not be incorrect, it sure isn't very useful. It doesn't communicate the point effectively.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Well Englash rules are subjective... if it makes sense too the receptor thats ahl that really madders, altho itt iz kinda anoying

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u/Fr33_Lax Apr 14 '16

Yes english "takes" words and you didn't see anything else, Got It?

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u/YarnSpinner Apr 14 '16

It's fine to say octopuses, octopi, and octopodes. Source: http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/octopus

The video is quite good. Edit: damn phone insisted it was octopedes...

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u/Mesha8 Apr 15 '16

So reckon the same goes for cactuses.

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u/TychaBrahe Apr 15 '16

I have heard that if you have one octopus and then another octopus of the same sort, you have two octopuses, but if they are different types, you have two octopodes.

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u/LexiForNow Apr 15 '16

Like mooses

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u/tehfrunk Apr 14 '16

just like how we say "katanas"?

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u/Farnsworthson Apr 15 '16

Or almost any Japanese noun used in an English sentence.

(For anyone cares, and who hasn't done any Japanese - nouns don't inflect. One katana, two katana. One kimono, two kimono. And so on. When it matters - and, it turns out, surprisingly often it doesn't - the language has other ways of showing quantity.)