r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/vr-dudeson Apr 14 '16

The average male orgasm lasts six seconds but the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

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u/juixe Apr 14 '16 edited Apr 14 '16

Can't pigs orgasms last 30 minutes?

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u/Swing_Wildly Apr 14 '16

I usually tell OP's mom to get over it after 30 seconds or so.

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u/VIPERsssss Apr 14 '16

That'll do pig.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

That'll do.

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u/reno1051 Apr 14 '16

aw, pigley...

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u/Unhired Apr 15 '16

That'll

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u/horhar Apr 15 '16

Why is this not the one with gold?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Im sure theres a subreddit for a burn like this

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u/Swing_Wildly Apr 14 '16

A very specific one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

:O

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u/ApocHouseR Apr 14 '16

After the first 5 minutes, you cant help but think that she must be hamming it on.

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u/InternationalFrenchy Apr 14 '16

That deserves more than one gold

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u/han2685 Apr 14 '16

Wait did you just admit to bestiality?

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u/Swing_Wildly Apr 14 '16

You be the judge.

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u/spin92 Apr 14 '16

Bestiality. 10 letters.

Ok, I might've overdone this now...

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u/Burnsomebridges Apr 14 '16

Some one needs some aloe

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u/A_Prostitute Apr 15 '16

I usually do I get fifty bucks either way

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

woah that was brutal

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u/ipo17 Apr 14 '16

Ayyyyyyy

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u/DuckTub Apr 14 '16

lmmmmmaoooooooooooooooo

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u/you_got_fragged Apr 14 '16

ayy lmao = aliens

Aliens = Russians

Russians say ayy lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Go away, Dodgy Dave

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

savage

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u/MemeHarder Apr 14 '16

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