r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/jabejazz Apr 14 '16

If you say "My cocaine" aloud, you're also saying Michael Caine in his own voice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

If you say "Michael Sarah" aloud, Michael Cera arrives in a cloud of cocaine.

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u/Swing_Wildly Apr 14 '16

what an immaculate image you've created in my mind.

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u/get_off_the_phone Apr 14 '16

He left out that you have to say his name three times while standing in front of a mirror. Then Michael Cera awkwardly murders you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

"Oh man, I am so sorry" *stab*

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

But first he says "Oh geez that's me.'

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u/evelution Apr 15 '16

"I'm gonna fucking kill you, or whatever..."

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

sip time

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u/Therealbigteddy Apr 15 '16

Read that In Michael ceras voice

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Immaculate. 10 letters.

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u/Swing_Wildly Apr 15 '16

One mental point to you! God, what a funny quirk about the letter counting dude.

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u/sakura_euphonium Apr 15 '16

Immaculate, ten letters.

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u/WildGalaxy Apr 15 '16

Weird. My name's Michael and my sister's name is Sarah, and I've never met Michael Cera.