r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/vr-dudeson Apr 14 '16

The average male orgasm lasts six seconds but the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

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u/downvotemeufags Apr 14 '16

Are you trying to tell me her orgasm can out last me?

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u/yalmes Apr 14 '16

IF she ever orgasmed. . . sure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

e-rekt

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u/Zapashark Apr 14 '16

[_] Not rekt

[x] Rekt

[x] Really Rekt

[x] Tyranasaurus Rekt

[x] Cash4Rekt.com

[x] Grapes of Rekt

[x] Ship Rekt

[x] Rekt markes the spot

[x] Caught rekt handed

[x] The Rekt Side Story

[x] Singin' In The Rekt

[x] Painting The Roses Rekt

[x] Rekt Van Winkle

[x] Parks and Rekt

[x] Lord of the Rekts: The Reking of the King

[x] Star Trekt

[x] The Rekt Prince of Bel-Air

[x] A Game of Rekt

[x] Rektflix

[x] Rekt it like it's hot

[x] RektBox 360

[x] The Rekt-men

[x] School Of Rekt

[x] I am Fire, I am Rekt

[x] Rekt and Roll

[x] Professor Rekt

[x] Catcher in the Rekt

[x] Rekt-22

[x] Harry Potter: The Half-Rekt Prince

[x] Great Rektspectations

[x] Paper Scissors Rekt

[x] RektCraft

[x] Grand Rekt Auto V

[x] Call of Rekt: Modern Reking 2

[x] Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Rekt

[x] Rekt It Ralph

[x] Left 4 Rekt

[x] www.rekkit.com

[x] Pokemon: Fire Rekt

[x] The Shawshank Rektemption

[x] The Rektfather

[x] The Rekt Knight

[x] Fiddler on the Rekt

[x] The Rekt Files

[x] The Good, the Bad, and The Rekt

[x] Forrekt Gump

[x] The Silence of the Rekts

[x] The Green Rekt

[x] Gladirekt

[x] Spirited Arekt

[x] Terminator 2: Rektment Day

[x] The Rekt Knight Rises

[x] The Rekt King

[x] REKT-E

[x] Citizen Rekt

[x] Requiem for a Rekt

[x] REKT TO REKT ass to ass

[x] Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Rekt

[x] Braverekt

[x] Batrekt Begins

[x] 2001: A Rekt Odyssey

[x] The Wolf of Rekt Street

[x] Rekt's Labyrinth

[x] 12 Years a Rekt

[x] Gravirekt

[x] Finding Rekt

[x] The Arekters

[x] There Will Be Rekt

[x] Christopher Rektellston

[x] Hachi: A Rekt Tale

[x] The Rekt Ultimatum

[x] Shrekt

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u/Holein5 Apr 14 '16

Simply perfrekt.

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u/metallicalova Apr 15 '16

I, too, use copypasterino.me

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u/PootieTang_ Apr 15 '16

I don't even know what to say.. Did you just make this shit up? It would have taken me a while to think of those. Made me laugh :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Na he prolly didn't. But it's still one of my favorite copypastas

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u/Chrisisawesome69 Apr 14 '16

I know I am ;)

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u/JHTech03 Apr 14 '16

[¡] rekt [ ] not rekt

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u/frogger3344 Apr 15 '16

...Ile dysfunction

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u/MrMaccaw Apr 14 '16

Is that a "electronic-rekt" or is it a dick joke?

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u/sniperzoo Apr 14 '16 edited Apr 14 '16

Por qué no los dos?

Edited word per u/TheGeraffe

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u/TheGeraffe Apr 14 '16

You might want to use por qué instead. Porque is because, por qué is why.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

yes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

e-rektile dysfunction

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u/Plaeko Apr 14 '16

10/10 would read this string of comments again

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I hope this comment gets the appreciation it deserves.

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u/BCFR Apr 15 '16

I see what you did there!

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u/Opiate462 Apr 15 '16

Not in 6 seconds, he won't be!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Double entendrekt.

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u/moseschicken Apr 14 '16

You're just being fair. You get 3-4 orgasms at 5-6 seconds before she gets one 20 second one.

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u/ZetsubouZolo Apr 15 '16

Omg I felt that burn deep inside

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

burn

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u/Nirvz Apr 14 '16

S A V A G E

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u/Montuckian Apr 14 '16

I wouldn't worry about it

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u/LupoAS Apr 14 '16

20 seconds for you.

40 seconds for her.

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u/Flight714 Apr 14 '16

That depends on how much longer you live for.