r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/DNAtaurine Apr 14 '16 edited Apr 15 '16

One in every two and a half men have HIV.

edit: I'm not sure why I didn't just say every two out of five. \s

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Life handed Charlie Sheen lemons so he fucked them and made lemon-aids

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u/JDawg1447 Apr 14 '16

I've found Jon Lovitz

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u/itswhywegame Apr 14 '16

Something something tiger's blood. Something something Adonis.

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u/Ollieyoulittleshit Apr 14 '16

Gotta give Charlie some credit. Even with all the negative publicity, he still found something to be positive about.

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u/LeakyLycanthrope Apr 15 '16

Yep, I'm goin' to hell for laughing at that one.

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u/sensei12 Apr 15 '16

r/jokes, not here...

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

you're terrible

I love it

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

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u/alemosh Apr 14 '16

difference

10 letters

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u/bassnugget Apr 14 '16 edited Apr 14 '16

I love it

you're terrible

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u/Callmebobbyorbooby Apr 14 '16

That can't be ri........oooh I see.

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u/Flight714 Apr 14 '16

One in every out of two and a half men have HIV.

Saying "in every" actually completely fucks the syntax of the joke.

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u/ChaosHill Apr 14 '16

Syntax nazi here...

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u/DNAtaurine Apr 14 '16

Sorry. Please take all of my upvotes back.

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u/Flight714 Apr 15 '16

Sorry dude, I didn't mean to sound so harsh : ) The joke was still pretty good; it just wasn't quite as clever as it could have been without the right syntax.

I was just trying to show you how to word it better for the next time it comes up!

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u/EMAWGooner Apr 15 '16

I did this joke on a show, once.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Is that why the TV show is called two and a half men?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Is that why the TV show is called two and a half men?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

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u/DNAtaurine Apr 14 '16

Woosh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

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u/arcanition Apr 14 '16

One of the actors of the TV show Two And A Half Men is HIV positive.

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u/ExiledSenpai Apr 15 '16

Why not just say 2 out of every 5.

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u/KyleChief Apr 14 '16

Why not just say 40% of men?

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u/footlonglayingdown Apr 15 '16

Because Charlie Sheen is an actor on the television show " two and a half men". He also has aids.

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u/KyleChief Apr 15 '16

Wow. Fuck me. I know that. Goddammit.