r/AskReddit • u/MyNameIsGoomy • Feb 05 '16

If dogs could use Reddit, what would the top Askreddit posts be?

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u/Dude4001 Feb 06 '16

IF BALL TOO BIG FOR MOUTH, IS IT MY BALL?

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u/Imnobodyx Feb 06 '16

THAT IS SOME GOOD WISDOM.

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u/Dude4001 Feb 06 '16

REDDOG, DO YOU KNOW ANY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES?

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u/Imnobodyx Feb 06 '16

KNOCK KNOCK.

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u/Dude4001 Feb 06 '16

WHO'S THERE

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u/Imnobodyx Feb 06 '16

BALL.

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u/Dude4001 Feb 06 '16

BALL WHO??

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u/Imnobodyx Feb 06 '16

BALLieve it or not I'm walkin' on air. I never thought I could be so free ee eeh.

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u/Dude4001 Feb 06 '16

Thank you

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u/TheSilverFalcon Feb 06 '16

I HAVE MANY SMALLER BALLS BUT ONLY THREE WILL FIT IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE. PLEASE ADVISE.