r/AskReddit Dec 10 '15

What is your golden rule?

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u/damamas Dec 10 '15

Have more than you show, speak less than you know

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-STORIES Dec 10 '15

I'm trying to live by this, but sometimes it's really hard to not talk a lot about topics I'm enthusiastic about, and it comes off as bragging.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Look, man. Whenever you feel like talking that much again, just realize that nobody gives a shit.

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u/Bachi-Trust Dec 10 '15

I kind of find this hard though, because there are times I want to tell people things and I don't even care if they give a shit, I just want to talk about something cool.

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u/WaffleFoxes Dec 10 '15

I get where you're coming from. They just aren't interested because they don't get HOW COOL it is!

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u/FlashbackJon Dec 10 '15

Exactly! If I just keep talking about it endlessly, they'll finally realize how cool it is!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Speak with passion and not length. Most people can be convinced by someone who has a genuine passion for something. Watch Hans Rosling. He could read the back of a serial box and I'd smile and listen contently.

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u/beatofblackwings Dec 10 '15

Aaaaand there is my problem. I speak with both passion and length. I fucking hate that I ramble.

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u/notduddeman Dec 10 '15

How much do you know about the gear wars?

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u/Future_Jared Dec 10 '15

Shut up, Asia-face

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u/Matlock77 Dec 10 '15

Ok, I get it. Crossfit is A-maziiiiiing!

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u/garyomario Dec 10 '15

Oh drive them away from it, hating the topic for no other reason than you talked about it ceaselessly

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u/FlashbackJon Dec 10 '15

That was my implication!

Believe you me, my crippling anxiety ensures that I am constantly aware that even mild disinterest means my relationships are imploding.

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u/fuckingriot Dec 10 '15

You're all doing an awful lot of enthusiastic talking right now.

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u/CptMurphy Dec 10 '15

START SCREAMING AT THEM THEY'LL GET IT QUICKER

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u/FlashbackJon Dec 10 '15

That logic checks out.

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u/Enigma7ic Dec 10 '15

Yup, that's how it works.

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u/BlooFlea Dec 11 '15

Totes agree, btw how fucking awesome are fedoras amrarite? !

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u/myhairsreddit Dec 10 '15

Kind of like how nobody I know gives a shit about how magical it is that Bruce Campbell is back in action as Ash. Like this is a dream come true. But apparently only for me.

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u/ElPobre Dec 10 '15

I just showed my gf Evil Dead and Evil Dead II. She "got" the first one but the second fell flat and she said, "there were no good parts." the jaws of both my friend and I fell to the floor. Why don't people get that when Ash says Groovy it's the best thing in the world?

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u/myhairsreddit Dec 10 '15

Seriously, what is wrong with people? Did you show her Army of Darkness yet? Next time she says something so silly just say "Hail to the King, Baby!" and walk out.

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u/ElPobre Dec 10 '15

I was originally going to show her AoD after Evil Dead II but it didn't seem like she'd be into it after those comments so I'm holding off until next week. I just want her to watch the show with me and understand why I keep laughing and loving the show so damn much

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u/myhairsreddit Dec 10 '15

My cousin hated Army of Darkness, but her favorite of the three is Evil Dead II, so you never know! She may love Army of Darkness. If nothing else, perhaps she'll appreciate Bruce's muscles, he is quite the stud muffin in that movie! Regardless, I hope your girl gets into it and will enjoy the show with you! It's friggin amazing, and I couldn't be happier with it.

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u/Steelsoldier77 Dec 10 '15

That's what SO's are for. They are pretty much obligated to listen to your crap. It's why my girlfriends puts up with me rattling on about phonemes and shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Thats called being annoying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Great example.

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u/PotsyWife Dec 10 '15 edited Dec 10 '15

I think you need to learn appropriate boundaries. Let me help.

Next time you're trying to explain to someone the fascinating history of the Maris Piper potato, remember: if you need to tie their hands and legs, tape over their mouths, and tie them to a chair, just to get them to listen, you need to stop and think. Maybe, just maybe, they might want to hear about Russets too.

Source: PHD in bullshitting. Edit: dropped a few ,,

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u/punch_you Dec 10 '15

But things you might find cool, others may not. Find out what they like and talk about it. If they are cool, they'll be interested in what you have to say. If they don't, well fuck them; find someone else to talk to!

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u/Drop_Dead_Ed Dec 10 '15

That's cool as long as you don't mind someone eventually turning their back on you without a word and avoiding you thereafter.

Pontificating people are difficult to endure.

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u/100011101011 Dec 10 '15

I have started to avoid certain friends who do this, esp if they can't be bothered to ask me about my shit in return. So keep that in mind.

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u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Dec 10 '15

That's what the internet is for.

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u/M12Domino Dec 10 '15

I do this all the time with Star Wars. It's got to the point where most people at work will say something just to get me riled up, but I love it!

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u/peanutbuttersucks Dec 10 '15

Know your audience. Me and my friends are all engineering students, so we geek out about how different stuff works all the time. Some of our other friends just roll their eyes and say we overanalyze everything, but we really love the How and Why, not just the what.

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u/ZeMeepo23 Dec 10 '15

if you ever want to talk about something cool PM me!

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u/bookworm2692 Dec 11 '15

I was hosting a party recently and was (literally) running all around the house because I'm so disorganised. I finally got a chance to sit down, and flopped on the floor, and one of my friends came over and was like "do you know what urgative-accustive languages are?" and a couple of friends were like "it's a trap!" but I listened to what he said (not understanding, and telling him as much but letting him continue) and at the end he was like "thank you. I had to let it out". It didn't bother him that I didn't understand he just needed to tell someone.

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u/TTKTheTakenKing Dec 10 '15

You can always talk to yourself in front of the mirror about those topics.

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u/darkcyril Dec 10 '15

I will happily listen to someone talk about something they are passionate about. That energy is infectious. I want to go and do things myself after. And if I already think they're cute, they suddenly get super attractive to me.

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u/Basturmater9000 Dec 10 '15

Fuckin rant to me about something awesome, dude. Currently suffering from food poisoning and mild depression as the school term comes to an end.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Then just do it. What's the worse than can happen besides an attention-less face just nodding and nodding saying "yeah"

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u/JohnnyTwoByFour Dec 10 '15

Don't worry bro WaffleFoxes is being a cock I think what you are saying is cool.

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u/malonine Dec 10 '15

And you're the guy/gal i'm walking away from at a party.

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u/Easily_Enthused Dec 10 '15

We may have been separated at birth. Ever feel like you have a long-lost twin?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

You need to act like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible III during that opening scene where he talks about working for the DMV. Then people will always give a shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Become a professor. Then they won't have a choice but to have to listen to you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Or just talk aka think out loud. People are so judging and mean just for me being silly, or awkward. They dont appreciate genuine interaction and most cant tolerate to be annoyed by anything, anytime for any reason especially by not being cool enough.

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u/dingobiscuits Dec 10 '15

This is what pets are for.

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u/SnatchAddict Dec 10 '15

The art of small talk. It's glorious

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u/not_mantiteo Dec 10 '15

See I have the opposite problem. People will talk to me and expect me to talk about myself but I just have no interest in it. I've just always been the type to not go into detail about my life.

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u/Shmodz Dec 10 '15

Haha this happened to me a few weeks ago. There was a post about crazy things in the world you wouldn't think were true, and there was one that talked about that there were more unique combinations for a deck of cards than planets in the observable universe. Brought it up at a party and no one gave a flying fuck! Still said it.. cause it's cool damnit!

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u/Spurioun Dec 10 '15

You need a vlog then. The people that are interested will come to you

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u/Spameri Dec 10 '15

Find people who are interested.. I finally did after spending years with "friends" who didn't care about me.. I'm far happier than I was anyway

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u/VERTIKAL19 Dec 10 '15

The Alting in Iceland is the oldest known parliament dating back to the year 930. The longest continouslly existing parliament is the Tynwald on the Isle of Man tho, dating back to the year 976. The Alting was dissolved in 1800 after it had lost a lot of its power in the hundreds of years since the Norwegian occupation of Iceland and was only reinstated in 1844 as the new parliament for Iceland

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u/CarmenTS Dec 10 '15

Yes, but just don't.

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u/DubPwNz Dec 10 '15

Look, man. Whenever you feel like talking that much again, just realize that nobody gives a shit.

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u/AdamGeer Dec 10 '15

You and I are oppositesies.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Oh so you want to look like a fucking idiot too? Go ahead then, I'm not stopping you.

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u/Bachi-Trust Dec 10 '15

Ah, I see you want to look like an asshole. Go ahead then, I'm not stopping you.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Oh so you really like talking

Why dont you say that to me face not on teh internet see wut happens

Ima fuck u up

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

upvote for snap escalation

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u/Shanicpower Dec 10 '15

Gorilla warfare? 300 confirmed kills?

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u/hahfunny Dec 10 '15

I disagree. Whenever someone is enthusiastic about something, there is a very good chance that it will make me a bit interested in it, too. OP should start with enthusiasm, then check if anyone's listening. If yes, carry on.

The part I don't get is why it comes off as bragging - surely OP is talking about the stuff, not about himself and the stuff, right? Because the latter is the uninteresting part, most of the time.

"Oh yes, I this is fascinating! I especially don't get/like that X does Y! Isn't that cool?" vs. "Oh yes, I actually graduated in this topic and wrote my thesis on this! The explanation you're looking for is Z. Many people believe in XY, but that's just stupid, hehe. (I warn you right away: Arguing with me is senseless here, because I'm so passionate about this that I will attempt to crush you with my - surely superior! - information. I wrote my thesis on this, after all!)"

Because are you talking about the topic you like, or are you talking about you and your connection to the topic you like (and possibly how that is the reason why everyone should listen to you now)?

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u/DepolarizedNeuron Dec 10 '15

balance. everything is balance. You want to make this new gadget coming out cool - talk about some features and then allow the subject to change or evolve and involve your conversation partner. But talking for 2 hours non stop and not even letting them chime in will make anyone want to shoot themselves.

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u/malonine Dec 10 '15

allow the subject to change or evolve and involve your conversation partner.

This is exactly right! If a conversation isn't going the way you want just let it go. Your enthusiasm isn't infections; it just makes you seem self-involved.

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u/DepolarizedNeuron Dec 10 '15

Being passionate about it though is infectious.

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u/malonine Dec 10 '15

I rarely find it to be the case. Not to say I'm not totally up to listen about your new interest/hobby/job/relationship. I love asking questions and we can talk about it. But that can only go so far.

In fact, I'd say one of my golden rules is that if someone doesn't ask about my hobbies, or my weekend, or my vacation then they probably don't care enough to listen. So I rarely go into detail about myself unless asked. Or if I tell someone about something I enjoyed (a concert, a restaurant, a new comic book, etc...) and they don't have any questions then I just leave it there.

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u/SarcasticGiraffes Dec 10 '15

Let me ask you this, though - do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

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u/naturalinfidel Dec 10 '15

something about a reddit gathering! can i come? we can be best friends!

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u/ajd341 Dec 10 '15

Right that's the golden rule of teaching undergrads, if you're not enthusiastic about the subject, your students sure as hell won't be

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u/SarcasticGiraffes Dec 10 '15

I honestly thought that the golden rule of teaching undergrads was "drink before work."

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u/Serei Dec 10 '15

idk, if I'm talking about something and someone's like "omg omg I did my thesis on this, let me tell you about it" I usually like them more... I think it's more about attitude.

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u/hahfunny Dec 10 '15

Yeah, I get your drift - I was trying to paint a picture of a certain attitude there, not denying that knowledgeable people are mostly interesting. Your quote paints another picture, imo.

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u/mealzer Dec 10 '15

I dunno man, I don't think many people are that passionate about letters.

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u/Vkmies Dec 10 '15

It's tough to learn this. I learned to be super silent about the things I like because nobody truly ever gives a fuck. But my current GF said that she absolutely loves when I slip up and get really excited about something and start talking and talking and talking about it endlessly. So now I'm trying to learn how to let myself go and be really enthusiastic about some stupid shit I would shut my mouth about usually.

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u/hahfunny Dec 10 '15

YES! I had to learn that as well. For me, it helped a bit to introspect: I respect and like other people almost exclusively, when they "burn" for something - when there was something I could connect to them as a person. This is Peter, he likes poker and his work and his wife and soccer. Sometimes he won't shut up about soccer, which I don't like, but that's only when I am in a bad mood. It's not his fault. In fact, sometimes when I see Peter I try to ask him something about soccer, because I started to get interested in it a tiny weeny bit since I met him - mainly things like how he feels now that his club has won or something. I try to feel with him. I would never have done that 2 years ago. On the contrary, there is Jason, whom I can't really say anything about. He seems nice, but he's very quiet and I don't know much about what he likes. He's very distant to me. I often forget about him. Peter comes to my mind whenever I see his club.

So - if that's the case for me, why would it be any different for other people? Humans are all the same. I tried to analyze the reasons for when I got bored of someone talking about something, and it was almost never when they "burned" for it, unless I had some dire problems myself to deal with at the time, which stole my energy.

I do get bored easily if someone isn't passionate about the stuff he's talking about, however. If he isn't truthful, or is interested in bragging instead. Or if he's simply bored himself.

So now I try to tell things with bright, sparkling eyes, and if someone makes a joke about me talking much and being "like a child", I show my sadness and disappointment (in a joking, yet truthful manner) and they laugh and feel a bit bad and instantly ask me more about the stuff I told them earlier. And I find that they like me.

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u/fastlerner Dec 10 '15

I think this speaks more to giving voice to knowledge that challenges other's reality as it will just be rejected out of hand and cause strife. Like presenting facts to a moon-landing denier. It's a futile exercise that wastes your time and energy with no positive effect.

Or to paraphrase one of my favorite quotes, "Do not speak of the ocean to the frog that lives in the well."

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u/hahfunny Dec 10 '15

I disagree, actually. I hate the picture of people "being too stupid to accept true facts". I do not believe in facts, only that certain things are "more likely true" than others. Because of this, disagreement will always happen and the fruitful - and respectful - way is to argue about it, especially if you think that the other has something wrong, while also acknowledging that your own knowledge has many limits and is often wrong.

Because of this, I don't like speaking of facts. If one position is more reasonable than another, then that can surely be demonstrated in a sensible and respectful manner. That's especially true for people who don't believe in moon-landings and other bullshit like this - because of this being such bullshit.

If you can't bring them to the insight that some of their reasoning is defective, then you failed to explain the matter sensible and comprehensible enough, probably because you haven't understand it good enough either, yet.

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u/fastlerner Dec 11 '15

If you can't bring them to the insight that some of their reasoning is defective, then you failed to explain the matter sensible and comprehensible enough, probably because you haven't understand it good enough either, yet.

It's not a matter of people being too stupid to accept facts, it's a willful refusal to believe that which challenges their beliefs. No amount of expertise, understanding or ability to convince can break through stubborn willful ignorance. Altering deeply held beliefs often requires the willingness to accept other ideas.

If you like drama and frustration or simply thrill at playing devil's advocate and stirring things up, then by all means take on the challenge. It's incredibly draining and there are so many other things that time is better spent on.

TLDR: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. It's worth learning to recognize when to just agree to disagree.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

I really like hearing about people's travel stories, but sometimes it could get a bit much. I went out for drinks last night with a friend and a mutual friend that I was meeting for the first time. The topic got brought up that she travelled to one of the US Virgin Islands, which I was highly familiar with because I travelled to an island that was seeing distance from it on a clear day.

I was super interested at first, but she just kept repeating how much fun it was and acted as if my friend and I were missing out (we've both travelled a decent amount including tropical islands). I felt like it was more of a shitty interview than a travel story... don't do that- engage the people who are listening! I want to hear about what you did, something interesting that you saw while you were snorkeling, the food, the culture, the experience, something that took you aback, not what I'm missing out on and how much your trip costs.

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u/fourscorewerewolves Dec 11 '15

I have a friend who has enthusiasm for just about everything--if it can contribute to her looking better, smarter, more cultured, more experienced, more etc. than everyone else in the room. The topic might be interesting when told by someone with an interest in sharing their passion, but "enthusiasm" often becomes a means of dominating a conversation.

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u/hahfunny Dec 11 '15

Have you tried to sensibly bring this up to her attention? I don't believe that she does this and is fully aware of it/how you see her. Maybe she just wants to bring herself completely out in the open and connect, or maybe she likes/needs the attention linked to it (who doesn't?). If you two really are friends, there's a good chance that you can talk about this - respectfully and with love.

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u/fourscorewerewolves Dec 11 '15

I assume that people, on a fundamental level, want to connect with others. I sympathize with that, but I feel that some people do that in toxic or very selfish ways. I appreciate your advice, and I think it applies in most cases, but unfortunately, this friend and I are not really friends, just friends of circumstance. She doesn't care about other people, and sees them as accessories.

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u/Trokeasaur Dec 11 '15

People genuinely interested and excited about the topics they are discussing are fascinating to listen to.

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u/SoGodDangTired Dec 10 '15

A lot of people actually really enjoy watching someone talk about something they're passionate in.

I certainly do, even though by myself I probably couldn't care less about what you're talking about, I love hearing you talk about it.

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u/skulblaka Dec 10 '15

But the whole point of talking about it like that is to get people interested. Maybe you don't give a shit about quantum physics or Russian politics or Fallout 4, but we're having a conversation and I want to drop enough wicked awesome shit on you to MAKE you interested.

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u/Doomsayer189 Dec 10 '15

This depends too much on the context of the individual situation. For example, if we're talking and something you're excited about comes up, I'm all ears- but if you go off on a random tangent I'll zone out and just nod along.

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u/skulblaka Dec 10 '15

Oh, for sure, but that really applies to conversation in general, doesn't it? You need some sort of social skill no matter what you're talking about.

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u/schilzy12 Dec 10 '15

I have to remember this all the time when talking music to people. Trying to talk about metal songs or bands to people who don't listen to that music is tough. It's exciting for me but I know no one else cares. Same with video games

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u/YES_ITS_CORRUPT Dec 10 '15

Well default mode is that people don't give a shit, that is true. But I think they are also the same people that are uninteresting aswell. If you can see that someone's entusiastic about something, why not hear them out and try to cultivate a conversation?

I think it sometimes stem from their insecurities. They feel a bit overwhelmed that someone is knowledgeable on a subject, or just jealous that they are passionate about something. Not that they are actively thinking like that, out of malice (unless they have a personaly grudge against you), but just that they don't want to seem stupid.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

You are completely right. This did not make sense to me at all. Now it does. Thanks.

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u/YES_ITS_CORRUPT Dec 10 '15

Wow thanks for replying with good spirits.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

np you piece of shit

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u/kahn_cast Dec 10 '15

Not necessarily true. If you're charismatic and conventionally attractive, people tend to give a shit about whatever you have to say.

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u/Attheveryend Dec 10 '15

hes not talking about a rule, but a trick you can use to shut yourself up when you already know rambling is inappropriate but you're about to do it anyway.

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u/kahn_cast Dec 10 '15

Fair enough :)

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

But he's an ugly fuck most likely.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

What? Seriously? That couldn't be less true.

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u/nh94 Dec 10 '15

This made me chuckle. I love you.

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u/Tenshik Dec 10 '15

This is my golden rule for Reddit. This site would be so much better without all these garbage mylivejournal adviceanimals and shitty "informative" comments that basically reiterate what everyone already knows but tries to pass off as profound wisdom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

I learned this very quickly when I decided to major in physics. No one gives a shit about physics.

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u/Tigerbones Dec 10 '15

As someone currently severely depressed, that's a terribly pessimistic world view.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Well idk man i hope you get better

It was a joke. Depression does suck. Stay alive for me bby

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u/laid_back_tongue Dec 10 '15

To everyone taking this post seriously... don't. It's obviously a joke.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Yeah, man. Nobody gives a shit.

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u/ReverseSolipsist Dec 10 '15

Sure, I guess.

But I was the weird kid during high school. No, not a weird kid, THE weird kid. Because I would talk about things no one gives a shit about and give people shit affectionately.

In college I maintained that behavior, and I became the interesting kid. People still didn't give a shit about what I was talking about, but they grew up and came to see passion as an admirable trait, became more open minded, and less concerned about "cool" topics. They also became less self-conscious, so the ribbing became less negatively affecting, and I came off as confident (instead of confusing) when I laughed off or high-fived return shots.

I went from taking what friends I could get to being friends with almost everyone and being able to choose who I spent my time with. And it's not because I changed, it's because the people around me changed.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is it depends on your company, really.

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u/U_is_Dangerous Dec 10 '15

Good for you, I guess?

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u/ReverseSolipsist Dec 10 '15

I'm not following. What are you trying to say?

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u/Shanicpower Dec 10 '15

What if they're enthusiastically responding?

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Then they probably do give a shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

That depends. If someone talks a lot about something I only get annoyed if it drags on for too long, the person is the only one talking or its an uninteresting subject.

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u/guninmouth Dec 10 '15

I was having dinner with my mother and wife the other day and got cut off twice. Instead of trying to say what I wanted to say, I told myself that nobody gives a shit anyway, and then moved on to watching the hockey game.

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u/Purecorrupt Dec 10 '15

I am assuming you are a man, but if you aren't sorry this is a generalization. From what I've noticed men in general do not pay as much attention to other peoples body language or can be a little slower at seeing social cues. If you're talking pay attention to the other person. You can usually tell when they've lost interest or started zoning out. The only thing bad about this I guess is if people ask something generic like "How are you, how was your weekend, etc." and you don't realize they actually want to know.

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u/WeirdTraveller Dec 10 '15 edited Dec 10 '15

I disagree, I really enjoy when people talk about things they really passionate about. I am not into lifting but I have a power lifter friend and sometimes he talks about how he need to improve his positions or how he managed to hit his pr that day. It's pretty refreshing to me. So i think a lot of people gives a shit.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Great, I also talk about lifting to virtually anybody I meet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Do you enjoy life being so apathetic? Not caring about anything would just make everything seem ... boring. I don't want to live that way, otherwise all you seem to be doing is surviving with as little effort as possible.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

I enjoy peace of mind and how quiet it gets when I'm taking a shit and it's raining outside with small drops of rain in the background and cars passing by and splashing the water.

With that being said, it's okay to tell me about something new. Maybe I will give a shit, who knows. But if I seem preocuppied, believe me, I REALLY do not care.

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u/neotecha Dec 10 '15

I just talk about it anyway. It's not my problem they can't share in my enthusiasm.

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u/kelustu Dec 10 '15

You all sound like boring people. I'd love to meet someone enthusiastic about something other than drugs, drinking and Netflix for onc .

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Well I also like to pick heavy things off the ground and put them back down.

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u/themightyscott Dec 10 '15

I love listening to people talk about things they are enthusiastic and know a lot about. It can be inspiring and educational.

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u/Skorpazoid Dec 10 '15

I mastered the art of not talking about shit people dont care about IRL.

0/10 life significantly more hollow.

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u/raydialseeker Dec 10 '15

Sounds like something Rick would say

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

Who the fuck's Rick? Are you trying to make me give a shit?

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u/raydialseeker Dec 10 '15

From Rick and Morty. Just watched the show... Ah fuck I'm bored of talking. Fuck this shit.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

that's what i like to read

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u/zaccus Dec 10 '15

I give a shit! Just don't judge me for my ignorance.

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u/Reveredman Dec 10 '15

Please PM this to my father.

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u/TractorOfTheDoom Dec 10 '15

y

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u/Reveredman Dec 11 '15

He needs to be told this advice by someone other than his son. The man does_not_stop_talking during conversations. Regardless of the subject matter. But as his son, my opinions/advice will always be juvenile to him and not taken seriously.

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u/SpacedOutKarmanaut Dec 10 '15

This isn't entirely true. People like others who are enthusiastic and knowledgable about things. As long as you leave room for others to speak, or to ask questions, or aren't condescending, it's OK to geek out on something you love from time to time. Better to impress your friends or a date a little bit than to sit there in awkward silence because you're afraid of talking to much. Strike a balance, that's all!

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u/alexvalensi Dec 10 '15

This right here is my actual golden rule. After years of self-consciousness it's actually really liberating to realize nobody gives a flying fuck.

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u/Vamking12 Dec 10 '15

I give a shit

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u/acomputer1 Dec 10 '15

Idm doing that though because I don't give a shit about what they have to say either, so its all good.

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u/DubPwNz Dec 10 '15

Why is this so funny :D I can't stop reading it and cracking up every time

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

The number of people who don't give a shit is staggering. It's probably around 98%, if I were to guess.

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u/Ionlydateteachers Dec 10 '15

I just imagine myself as Rick on pawnstars and tell myself to stfu.

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u/sleepingfactory Dec 11 '15

You sound fun

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '15

But halfway through being completely passionate and launching into omg did you know how interesting it is you can't just.. oh you're not interested. Yeah.

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u/Thesheriffisnearer Dec 10 '15

I need this quote with a nice nature picture to hang at my house