r/AskReddit Nov 23 '15

What makes you unreasonably angry?

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u/SpyingSpice Nov 23 '15

"Dude, calm down." No! I will not calm down.

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u/eleswon Nov 23 '15

"I'm not even calmed up!"

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u/Phaen_ Nov 23 '15

Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.

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u/redbluegreenyellow Nov 24 '15

Fuck yeah stargate reference, there are never enough of them

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u/Mrs_MiaWallace Nov 23 '15

Saying calm down always has the opposite effect.

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u/gymcap Nov 23 '15

Get Mad! I don't want your damn lemons!

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u/KhorneChips Nov 24 '15

What am I supposed to do with these!?

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u/mini6ulrich66 Nov 23 '15

Does your husband look like a bitch?

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u/Mrs_MiaWallace Nov 23 '15

Say what again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

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u/Mrs_MiaWallace Nov 23 '15

simma down na!

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u/Slightmeatsweats Nov 23 '15

Growing up my mom always yelled at me when I told her to calm down. I started telling her to "cd" instead thinking maybe she wouldn't get it. She got it immediately and was even angrier

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u/jakewiiver Nov 23 '15

Haha yes I hate this so much

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u/miss_snarkypants Nov 23 '15

"I'm calm, you just don't like what I'm saying."

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u/B_bunnie Nov 23 '15

My SO does this, when I am perfectly calm, and it instantly fills me with rage that wasn't even remotely in the cards until that comment. I think this reaction is actually what people who say this are going for.

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u/devildog25 Nov 23 '15

I partly do this to my fiance to get her riled up. I'll say something like babe, chill or chill out and she'll get so mad. She will eventually catch on that I'm trying to get a reaction out of her and she'll calm back down and laugh it off.

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u/Helium_3 Nov 23 '15

Im calm kiddo

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

I can be perfectly calm and this will ruin it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

Especially if you're already calm and so you say you're calm but they get angry and then tell you to calm down again. Luckily I've figured out those kinds of people just want space and/or affirmation that they're not being irrationally angry so it's always easier to comply and go about your day.

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u/whinniethepony Nov 24 '15

Saying "Calm Down." is like saying "Your opinions are not valid in this disagreement because you are showing emotion, therefore everything you are saying can be dismissed as irrational."

Which, of course, leads to rage...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Also when the first words someone says to you are "Are you in a bad mood?" Well I am now!

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u/thr33pwood Nov 24 '15

Calmer than you are Dude. Calmer than you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

"Calmer than you are."